Mythlands: THE HEIST

By JasonGreenfield

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Once more, the Hare is up to his old tricks ... but has he met someone even trickier who is about to talk him... More

Introduction to the Mythical Creatures.
Nepotism
What a Hoot!
THE HEIST: Trickster, World Tree and Vegas Baby!
Unrequited
Another go round the Carousel and Little Bear's Downtime
Styrr's Feast
Mr Toad Saves the Day!
An Uneven Battle of Wits
The Compact
Eyes That Watch
Pirate Radio and Broken Arrow
HARE, HARE
Babar the Elephant
Convention of Cats 1: Heart of Glass
Convention of Cats 2: Political Exile
Convention of Cats 3: Convention
Convention of Cats 4: The Aslanist State of Narnia
Convention of Cats 5: Styrr's Interrogation
Convention of Cats 6: One does not simply ask to talk to Loki
Convention of Cats 7: The Secret Revealed
Convention of Cats 8: The Weapon
Convention of Cats 9: Epilogue or Styrr's Epic journey
Reflections While Flying
Operation Scarab
Dog Day Afternoon
Lyre, Lyre
Towering Skyscraper
A Picture Paints A Thousand Words
The Wheels on the Bus
The Times, They are a Changin'
Jurisdiction
The Key
The Key (To The Story) Part Two
Melt Away
Hare's Eleven
Enter ... The Gingerbread Man
A Certain Skillset
Born to be Wild
Sweet Home Elephantlandia
You call That a Knife!
A Chicken Stumped.
The Hare and The Bear
Interlude with cats.
The Wilderness of the Mind
The Twisted Iguana
Now we Strike a Righteous Blow
Shrine
Buzz
The Schedule
Time Difference
The Taking of Andrew Ketterley
Mr Toad has a Jolly Good idea.
The Doorway to the Vault of Myth
Fate's Arrow
The Destiny Trap
The Mountain
You will produce your tickets and travel permits if you please.
An Unexpected Ally
Cair Paravel
The Invention that will Shake Worlds
The Bulgy Bear turns Traitor
The Champion of Narnia
The Liberation of The Gingerbread Man
A Bear, a Narnian, a Redhead and a Victorian walk into a room
The Glass Cat is Not Amused
Loki gets a call
Spake the Raven
Big Head
Incendiary
The Right Path
Heist Interlude
Part Two: Adrift
Part Two: Elsewhere
Part Two: Loonytown
Part Two: Reflective
Part Two: Precarious Times
Part Two: The Wall
Part Two: A welcoming Bouquet
Part Two: The Hare's Inner Monologue
Part Two: Mad Science and Magic gone Wrong
Part Two: Outnumbered to the (Mad) Max
Part Two: Hellz Rabbitz Rulzz!
Part Two: The Rise of Evil: a Hare Raising Tale
Part Two: The Pipes of Pan
Part Two: Hare Versus Hare
Part Two: An Old Friend
Part Two: We are All The Mouse
Part Two: A Rare Inner Reflection of The Hare
Part Two: Straight Outta Loonytown
Part Two: The Coyote Gospel
Part Two: Let it Snow
Part Two: Cold Pursuit
Part Two: Fear The Walking Dead
Part Two: Flora and Fauna
Part Two: Deep in the Woods
Part Two: Cabin in the woods
Part Two: Groovy
Part Two: Stone Cold Killers
Part Two: Nerves of Feather
Part Two: L is for Lucky
Part Two: Toad's Army
Part Two: A Fish Out of Water
Part Two: The Mission
Part Two: They Stood at Babblingbrook
Part Two: Ten Four
Part Two: The Mundanity of Evil
Part Two: Bambi Reflects
Part Two: Convoy
Part Two: Titanic
Part Two: Assault on the Castle
Part Two: Like a Phoenix
Part Two: All Hail the Old Ones
Part Two: The Time Machine
Part Two: Missing Friends
Part Two: Dead and Buried
Part Two: Bad Juju
Part Two: Signs and Portents
Part Two: Five Days to Retirement
Part Two: The End of the World as You know it.
CHARACTER PROFILES
Character Profiles: Nepotism (1st Short)
Character Profiles: What a Hoot (2nd Short)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (1-5)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (6-10)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (11-15)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (16-20)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (21-25)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (26-30)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (31-35)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (36-40)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (1-5)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (6-10)
Character Profiles: Convention of Cats (11-15)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (41-45)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (46-50)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (51-55)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (56-60)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (61-65)
Character Profiles: The Heist Part One (66-70)

Gone Fishin'

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By JasonGreenfield

Thousands of kilometres away - the Narnian Hinterlands.

Styrr's stomach was growling. He wanted to stuff his belly with delicious creatures, but he dare not upset the godly ones. Talking of which, here came the orange one and the grey tabby with white paws and belly. Mmmm, cat bellies. An age old troll delicacy. 

Styrr shook the thought from his head. He had been forbidden from killing and eating any talking creatures and the problem was, most of the creatures in this strange land of Narnia, spoke.

'Greetings Styrr,' called out the grey cat. 'Ginger and I fetched you supper from the stream. Would you like your fish raw or grilled over the fire?'

'Griff fin get fish? How many fish ... Sir Griff fin?' Styrr was always careful to be extra respectful to the cats. He had been sent here to aid them at Vali's command and even if he hadn't been in total awe of the Asgardian gods, he didn't want word to get back to the shiny kitty that he was not being a good minion. Styrr thought of the shiny kitty and shuddered. He didn't want the one made of glass angry at him ... ever.'

Griffin flipped a fish at the troll and smiled. 'Lots. Eat this sushi style and we'll get the black dwarves to start up a fire for the rest.'

Styrr had no idea what sushi style was, but he decided to eat the fish raw. He liked raw fish just as much as cooked fish. Mmmm, his diet had certainly changed but as long as something filled his belly, Styrr was happy. He followed Griffin and the silent Ginger back to the mountainside hut where their black dwarf guides were gathered.

Steekle, the leader of the black dwarves came out to greet them. 'The target has been located. He's camped out in a mountain lodge about 3 miles from here.'

'We kill?' asked Styrr. 'Bash over head with club?'

The black bearded dwarf chuckled. 'No my trollish friend. This time our orders are to keep up surveillance and we will be given further instructions when the time is right.'

Griffin settled himself down in the shadows of the door as the dwarves began to put a fire together a few yards away. He had been concerned by some of the things that had happened in Narnia since arriving through the magic wardrobe.

Sure enough, Ginger had led them to a cell of the local resistance against the tyrant Aslan, but the promised translator hadn't been among the dwarves, so Griffin had stuck around, ever mindful that without him to interpret Ginger's signing, the Narnian cat wouldn't have been able to communicate.

Ginger had told him that they were striking righteous blows in the name of Jadis, the rightful queen, but so far this only seemed to consist of sneaking into villages and setting things on fire, stealing supplies and occasionally, killing soldiers. Griffin was deeply troubled about this, especially the latter. He knew intellectually that the soldiers were murderers, thugs and oppressors, but still ...

So far though, he had been a voice of reason and restraint, stopping Styrr from getting too carried away. That and helping Ginger, was why he continued to stick around.

'This is strange isn't it?' he asked the dwarf. 'We've never been told to spy on an individual before. What's so important about this ... I'm not sure what kind of creature?'

Steekle grinned, showing black and yellow rotting teeth. 'The rarest of them all in these parts, a human. One from the Earthly plane.'

Griffin, who had read books about Narnia, pondered. 'One of the children ... though they must surely be grown by now?'

'Nah,' returned the dwarf. 'You might call him a distant relation though. Tall, spindly old fellow, great shock of crazy white hair. Tell tale sign ya know, crazy white hair.'

'For what?' inquired Griffin.

'Magicians, though they call this one a sign tist, probably because he does his spells through use of signs. Anyway, he's one of the Cair Paravel lot but not that popular with the rest. Likes to get out here to the mountains to be on his own.'

'I see. What is his name, this white haired scientist?'

Steekle patted his pockets. 'Written down the full name somewhere, but they calls him ... Uncle Andrew.'

Griffin lay down with his head over his paws and tried to remember the significance of that character. In the background Styrr finished his fish and belched. 'Mmmm, fish diet, good diet!'

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