Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #1

By Alloydgators

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"Here's the plan," I told them, motioning them to come closer. We put our heads in. "MAKE A RUN FOR IT!" I s... More

STARTING MY BOOK!!?
In-In-In-Introducing ME!
Flying Salted Macaroni
Aftershock of the Macaroni 'Accident.'
The Macaroni Meal.
The Nya Trap!
All because of Coles Eyebrows.
Baby Scrapbook.
Good, Bad, Good.
The Attack of the Hair Dryer.
Me so Sweet. Want Subtitles?
'SPANKINGS'. Never on the List!
Beneath the Bed Beneath the Beard
The Sneaky Sleepy Robot Trickster, That Saved My Life.
Cinderella In Pajamas.
Zapbags button.
The Paper Landing Pad.
Hot tub bites.
Ring-Around the Clothes Rack
Dont Mess With The Best
Sniffled, Snaffled, Snuffed
Me and Teary
Faster Than A Dirty Llama.
Cake and Baseballs in my Face.
Ice Cream at the Tennis Shoe Stars
The Blackmailer, Garbage Eater, and the Poodl-*COUGH*- BEAST
A Cookies'n'Creamed, Cole
When You Should Smash Your 'Friends' Face In.
One Brainless, Two Brainless
The Mysterious Laughing Doorman.
Sneezing Could Be Damaging.
A Water Hippo Who Likes Tea.
Swimsuit Surprise.
Sappy Romance Movies Aren't for Me.
Kissing The Pillow
Who's Kai Without A Mustache?
The New Alarm Clock.
Shades Are For Outside.
Flour Power
Falling For The Electric Lightning Blues.
Dont Insult Chocolate Chip Breath
My Explanation
Toothpaste is Manly
Udder Destruction.
Clap Your Eyelids!
Kai's Hair and Electric Toothbrushes
The Victim and The Victim
Planned Is Perfection
Sharing is Caring
Chicken Baths
Screaming Lessons.
No Screws! New Screens!
A/N
Creepy Pickpockets.
Happy Birthday! I thinky.
Kiss A Turtle? Obviously.
Shot-Down Metal
The Me Thing Im Doing at 12:30am
Mr. Happy and I.
The Un-get-rid-able Plastic
IMPORTANT A/N
THE VOTES
Scream out
Done.
ANOTHER BOOK,!! :):))::)):
How Kiss a Turtle Started- Bonus
HATING IS MURDER
That Stupid Goose
GUYS
GREAT IDEA GUYS
Conquering Himself

Emotionless?

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By Alloydgators

"Quick! Into Nya's room!" Kai screamed whispered, dragging me back into Nya's room.

We headed toward her bed and she rolled over, her eye mask glowing.

"AHHHH!" Kai screamed, throwing himself backwards. Then the pajama clod took out his sword.

"STAY BACK, WILD BEASTY! " he hollered, shivering.

"Kai!" I said, tapping him on the arm, "That's your sisters sleeping mask!"

Kai stood up sheepishly and put the lamp, which he had knocked over back on the desk. "I knew that," he insisted, running his hand through his hair.

I rolled my eyes.

What ever you say, My hothead bro.

"Are-are you rolling you eyes at me?" Kai asked astonished.

"No," I shivered. How could he see me do that? It's pretty dark in here!

"I thought you didn't show emotion!" He told me to the face.

"I DON'T?" I hissed back. "ZANE is emotionless!"

Kai disagreed. "Zane can show us whatever he's feeling."

"No way! " I argued. "Everyone knows that Nindroids can't show emotion. They are metal faced! Maybe if you spent more time with your teammate, you would know that!"

Before Kai could answer me, probably seriously hurting me in the process, Nya awoke.

His sister awoke.

His mad sister awoke.

His mad sleepy sister awoke.

His mad sleepy sister awoke, still wearing that horrifying mask.

Me and Kai jumped back, even though we knew it was fake. It was scary.

"What are you doing in my room?" She freaked

Calm it girl!

A knock thudded on the door.

Sensei pounced in, holding Cole by his collar.

Man, that's one strong old man.

Zane trudged in behind them, embarrassment written on his face.

I always knew robots could have emotion!

I elbowed Kai in our awkward appearence.

"I TOLD YOU," I hissed.

"WHAT?" He whispered back. "I ALWAYS SAID THAT HE SHOWED EMOTION!"

"LIAR!" I screamed.

Nya kicked me in the knees. "Shut up!"

Ouch.

Sensei Wu slowly approached me. I gulped

"ANYTHING BUT A SPANKING!" I cried, throwing myself at his feet. "I CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!"

He looked at me thoughtfully. "Anything?"

I agreed quickly.
He got an evil glare in his eye

GULP!

I TAKE THAT BACK!

GREEN NINJA O-U-T!

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