Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #1

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"Here's the plan," I told them, motioning them to come closer. We put our heads in. "MAKE A RUN FOR IT!" I s... More

STARTING MY BOOK!!?
In-In-In-Introducing ME!
Flying Salted Macaroni
The Macaroni Meal.
The Nya Trap!
All because of Coles Eyebrows.
Baby Scrapbook.
Good, Bad, Good.
The Attack of the Hair Dryer.
Me so Sweet. Want Subtitles?
'SPANKINGS'. Never on the List!
Beneath the Bed Beneath the Beard
The Sneaky Sleepy Robot Trickster, That Saved My Life.
Emotionless?
Cinderella In Pajamas.
Zapbags button.
The Paper Landing Pad.
Hot tub bites.
Ring-Around the Clothes Rack
Dont Mess With The Best
Sniffled, Snaffled, Snuffed
Me and Teary
Faster Than A Dirty Llama.
Cake and Baseballs in my Face.
Ice Cream at the Tennis Shoe Stars
The Blackmailer, Garbage Eater, and the Poodl-*COUGH*- BEAST
A Cookies'n'Creamed, Cole
When You Should Smash Your 'Friends' Face In.
One Brainless, Two Brainless
The Mysterious Laughing Doorman.
Sneezing Could Be Damaging.
A Water Hippo Who Likes Tea.
Swimsuit Surprise.
Sappy Romance Movies Aren't for Me.
Kissing The Pillow
Who's Kai Without A Mustache?
The New Alarm Clock.
Shades Are For Outside.
Flour Power
Falling For The Electric Lightning Blues.
Dont Insult Chocolate Chip Breath
My Explanation
Toothpaste is Manly
Udder Destruction.
Clap Your Eyelids!
Kai's Hair and Electric Toothbrushes
The Victim and The Victim
Planned Is Perfection
Sharing is Caring
Chicken Baths
Screaming Lessons.
No Screws! New Screens!
A/N
Creepy Pickpockets.
Happy Birthday! I thinky.
Kiss A Turtle? Obviously.
Shot-Down Metal
The Me Thing Im Doing at 12:30am
Mr. Happy and I.
The Un-get-rid-able Plastic
IMPORTANT A/N
THE VOTES
Scream out
Done.
ANOTHER BOOK,!! :):))::)):
How Kiss a Turtle Started- Bonus
HATING IS MURDER
That Stupid Goose
GUYS
GREAT IDEA GUYS
Conquering Himself

Aftershock of the Macaroni 'Accident.'

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By Alloydgators

"Why are you hiding under your bunk?" Cole asked me, bending down and looking under the bed.

"Waaah?" I stumbled. My perfect hiding spot was ruined! Just like Kai's on that truck of jet fuel. I was out of words and not knowing what to answer, I went, "a-h-h-h-h." This time it wasn't robotic 'ah' or a Jay 'ah'. It was an 'I don't know what to say,' 'ah'.

Luckily and unlikely I was interrupted from my 'ahing'.

"LLOYD!" Zane bellowed. I could hear his feet thumping down the hall. "YOU GOT ME PUT ON EARLY MORNING TRAINING!"

I flew to my feet and hid behind Cole, who's face was stained with chocolate. Cake. Cole had cake before supper.

Bad, bad Coley-boy.

Cole laughed nervously as Zane approached us. The Nindroid seriously had steam coming out of his ears.

"D-don't drag me into here," he told us, inching away from my grasp and Zane's furious look.

He ran out of the room. I don't blame him. I was going to do the same until Zane blocked my path. Even though he had that pink, frilly apron on, he still looked deadly.

"N-Now Zane," I started as he approached, "I-I can make it up for you!" Way to go Lloyd. Lie. Make things worse. Maybe Jay was right by saying that I was the dumbest and not him.

"How?" he asked suspiciously. I don't blame him. I mean, I would be suspicious of me too, if I was him, and if I wasn't me.

"I'll do anything you want!" I blurted out. I slapped my hands over my mouth mentally.

"Anything?" he inquired.

"Yup." I gave him my best smile. Wait...Why was he looking at me like that? Zane's smirk grew bigger and bigger until his whole face looked like a light bulb.

Help.
I'm sure this will be ugly. GREEN NINJA O-U-T.

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