Pinkie: Hey now! Easy you two! You should know that my two good friends and I, Zoro and Uso- I mean Sogeking, were thinking about how amazing wolves are!
Pinkie had managed to come up with a way to get Jabra and Kaku to stop chasing them!
Jabra: Ha! This girl knows her stuff! The wolf is a strong and powerful creature! A beast that can't be matched!
Sogeking: That is true! But I think that the giraffe is a superior creature to be sure!
Kaku: Well I couldn't agree anymore. Wolves may be stronger, but they aren't as cunning as the giraffes are!
The Carnivorous Zoan User of CP9 did not take well to Kaku's words!
Jabra: YOU BASTARD!! I DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!!
Zoro: What are you guys trying to do?
Pinkie: (whispering) I have a feeling that you might use Usopp as one of your swords, so I'm going to try and avoid that.
Sogeking: WHAT?! ZORO HOW COULD YOU! ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH OR SOMETHING?!
Zoro: Well now what?
Pinkie: Oh let's just watch and let them beat each other up! This is going to be so good!!
Just then .....
A hole in the wall appears, and Kalifa brings Twilight, Nami, Rarity, and Alvida in!
Kalifa: Well looks like we're here.
Twilight: How long have you known about this?
Kalifa: For as long as I've been around this tower.
Alvida: Right.
Pinkie: Hey! It's Iceburg's former secretary!! What is she doing here?
Nami: Long story Pinkie.
Rarity: She wants in on our harem, and she's willing to help us.
Kalifa: Even if I'm a pirate, it is a lot better than having to deal with my Chief. He's just pure sexual harassment to me.
Kaku and Jabra soon stop fighting to notice Kalifa!
Jabra: HEY KALIFA! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHY DIDN'T YOU-
Kaku: Oh I see what's going on here! Do we have to assassinate one of our own then! In that case, let's-
They are soon clouded by a bunch of bubbles!
Jabra: AAAGH! HEY THAT'S NOT COOL!!
She then takes out her key and releases the two from their handcuffs!
Sogeking: I still can't believe a Government Agent wants to help us.
Kalifa: It's deeper than you think. So don't jud-
Zoro: OH I AM GOING TO JUDGE YOU LADY!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TAKE R-
The girls hit Zoro on the head, just as another wall bursts open, revealing Franky's Group and Chopper's Group!
Kaku: Oh now what?
Sunset: Is that the Square Nose Guy? So he's a Devil Fruit user?
Twilight: THAT'S KAKU?! When did he become a Devil Fruit user?
Kalifa: Same time as I did. That was sexual harassment anyway.
Twilight: HOW?! I'm supposed to be friends with her now?!
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The Age of Pirates ( Male Reader X MLP EG X One Piece)
FanfictionThe Great Pirate Era has now come! People all over the world are searching for the One Piece, the treasure of the Former King of the Pirates, Gold Roger. You are joining your childhood friends, Monkey D. Luffy, who wants to be the New King, as well...
