The man known as Wanze goes all around the room on his little cart! But then, he soon stops before the 5 that are in front of him.
Wanze: Hey there you guys! You hungry? You look hungry. How about some ramen? Alright then, ramen it is then! I'll even show you how I cook it! You see my nose hairs go crisscross, sort of like fishnet stockings. Now watch this! I take the flour, and then I eat!! And eat!
Wanze shoves a bunch of flour into his mouth and begins rolling his cheeks up and down in a continuous motion. Almost as if he was doing a pattern, and then all of the ramen came out of his nose into a bowl, along with pork, deviled eggs, mushrooms, the broth, and greens!!
Wanze: Here!
Sanji, Applejack, Pinkie, Sogeking, and Franky: HELLO NO!!!!/GROSS NO!!!!
Sanji: Well that was a waste of time.
Pinkie: I'M NEVER EATING THAT KIND OF RAMEN IN MY LIFE!! YOU DISGRACE TO WANO CUISINE!!!
Applejack: Look "Wanze," we have someone waiting for us so-
The minute the Sharpshooting Cowgirl of the Straw Hats takes a step, Wanze moves quickly up front!
Wanze: Not so fast! If you want to get to the next car, you'll have to beat me!
Franky: You can fight?
Wanze: Of course! I'll send you guys out of this train with my Ramen Kenpo!
Sogeking: Ramen Kenpo?
Wanze: (imitating Sogeking) Ramen Kenpo?
Sogeking: WHY THAT LITTLE TURD!!
Sanji: I know he's annoying, but we have to keep our cool!
Wanze: How do you like my idiot impression? Was it dumb enough for you?
Applejack and Franky: THAT DOES IT!!
Applejack blasts him, while Franky shows a minigun from his left arm!
Franky: BEANS LEFT!!
They fire at him, but he dodges.
Franky: How did he?
Applejack: That should have hit him. But he still has that dumb look. Like if he's ha-
Wanze: OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT MY HEART WAS GOING TO LEAP OUT OF MY CHEST!!
Applejack and Franky: HOW SHOULD WE KNOW?! YOU'RE MAKING THE SAME STUPID LOOK!!!
Sanji finally had enough.
Sanji: I don't know what your deal is, but if you were a real chef, you should have more dignity.
The Cipher Pol Agent turns his head in another direction.
Sanji: I'M TALKING TO YOU STUPID!!
Sanji rushes at Wanze and tries to kick him!
Pinkie: He dodged it! And he looks happy!
Wanze: OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!!
Franky: STOP MAKING THAT DAMN FACE!!
Usopp and Pinkie: AND STOP TELLING THE SAME JOKE TWICE!!!
Applejack: He's going to get it! Hey Sanji! Mind if I tag in?
Meanwhile ..... back on the Rocket Man ....
(Y/N): See anything out there Spike?
The Teen Dragon uses some binoculars to see if there's anything ahead.
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