What goes on in my mind..

Worst Pickup Lines To Ever Exist (of course all made up by me)

You needn't look any farther for awful pickup lines to scare away any person.

And yes all these are me thinking. Which isn't a good thing. o.o as you'll see.

1. Are you an xbox? Cause I could play you all night.

2. Are you a drug? Cause I'm addicted.

3. I'll be your cowboy if your my horse.

4. Your perfect, and your not even fictional.

5. You must be a TV cause I've been watching you.

6. I bet your a flexible as a twisty tie (I don't even know wtbh this is supposed to mean. Don't ask. )

7. You must've been born in a bakery cause you look awfully sweet

8. If your cold I'll be your blanket

9. I'm jealous of your bed that gets to sleep with you every night.

10. I wish I could hug your butt like the toilet. (I swear I laughed so hard writhing this one XD wait. Ima make a meme and put it in the media. )

I have a feeling if I write any more I'll laugh myself to death...