What goes on in my mind..

Skyrim, and Yes, Do Not Hit Those Bloody Chickens

SO TODAY

I decided to buy the Xbox 360 edition of Skyrim.

Not the CPU one because my computer literally can't even run it on its lowest graphics for more then five minutes.... I've noticed some alterations in the storyline too. But who knows maybe not its way past midnight

Lololololol

Maybe that explains how I died three times already.... Not fifteen minutes into the game........

Okay it's not my fault •-•

Rule 1# NO FALLING OFF ROCKS YOU WILL FRIGGIN DIE

Rule 2# THE CHICKENS MAY BE ANNOYING BUT THIS IS NOT FABLE, YOU CANT WILLY NILLY KICK AND KILL THEM PEOPLE WIL HUNT. YOU. THE FRICK. DOWN.

Rule 3# LOCK PICKING LOOKS EASIER THEN IT IS

Rule 4# DONT GET HIGH ON SUGAR AND ROOT BEER BEFORE PLAYING

Rule 5# IT IS NOT ADVISED TO PLAY PAST MIDNIGHT

Rule 6# ITS VERY AWKWARD TO STRIP PEOPLES GEAR. THIS ISNT REALLY A RULE THOUGH

rule 7# SAVE BEFORE DOING SOMETHING STUPID. IN FACT. SAVE OFTEN. I JUST NATURALLY DO STUPID STUFF AND DONT NOTICE SEVERAL GUARDS ARE HUNTING ME FOR PUNCHING A CHICKEN UNTIL AFTER ITS TOO LATE

Rule 8# I DONT HAVE ANYMORE RULES

So yeah Skyrim is fun

Except for those bloody chickens
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