What goes on in my mind..

Rice Pudding, The Story of Devistation (Mega Weirdness Ahead)

So it was just me and my sister home alllllllllllllll daaaayyyy

SO I MADE RICE YAY

But I made way to much... Like... Waaaaay to much......... Yeaaah...

So later I decided to make Rice pudding. YAY

So here I am, on allrecipes.com with a rice pudding recipe and I'm on pintrest and stirring the rice pudding at the same time like a boss and stuff

And then

*dramatic music intensifies*

I realize

The milk

The only milk we have

Is...... Old..........

Go on, cry. I did too. Well actually I didn't but I was really sad.

CAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO EAT THAT DAM RICE PUDDING BUT NOOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOO!!!!

FATE SMACKED ME WITH A FISH AND SAID

"NO RICE PUDDIN' FO YOU HAH"

So yeah

I'm hungry

And sad

Because the milk was old and it was could outside ALL DAY and I had to DUMP THE RICE STUFF IN THE COLD and then it's like so steamy and I made some lame perverted joke about it and laughed to myself and then was like "dam it that's not even a good joke" and then got sad again watching it and went inside and I have started my career as a couch potato

........

*someone whispers* it's that time of the month

SHUDDUP IM GRUMPY AND WANNA GO WATCH MARKIPLIER AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH AND I REALLY REALLY WANT MACARONI SALAD MIXED WITH RICE PUDDING AND CHICKEN