Cheez-Its.. ONLY THE BEST THINGS EVA!!!

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So I honestly think that if they stopped making Cheez-It's I would probably die



I mean it's my FAVORITE snack of ALL TIME

for example, my mom got some Cheez-it's today:

Jacob: *steals the box of Cheez-its*

Me: *chases Jacob ALL around the house*

Jacob: *hides said Cheez-its, and refuses to tell me where they are*

Me: *threatens to drop one of his action figures into the toilet*

Jacob: *still refuses to tell*

Me: *goes into the bathroom and puts water from the sink on his action figure then comes back out with it and throws it ok Jacob*

Jacob: EWWW!!! IM STILL NOT TELLING!!!

Me: fine... Just remember those vary words where at around midnight your awaken to a nice cold cup of water all over you....

Jacob: *knows I would really do that* fine... *gets the Cheez-it's and gives them back*

Me: *happily skips away*

Jacob: *is probably mentally scared for life due to me interrogating him/torturing him just for a box of Cheez-its*


So long story not so short, NEVER

I repeat-

NEVER GET IN-BETWEEN MEH AND MY PRECIOUS BOX OF CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!

^.^

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