What goes on in my mind..

The Battle of Jeans

Jean: why does this insane psychopath make fun of my hands. So what if they look small in one scene!!

Archer: dissspppaaaaarrreeeee

Eren: *in a small ball* titaannsss....

Mikasa: I know how you feel Archer. Eren won't accept me either *^*

Archer: dissspppaaaaarrreeeee budddiieeesss

Archer & Mikasa: *disbarring as buddies*

Jean: what about me?

Mikasa: join us Jean. We have cookies.

Armin: don't do it Jean!!! Don't go to the dispare side!!!!

Jean: but-

Archer: THERES SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW JEAN. I, am your father.

Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Saber; wut. You guys look nothing alike.

Archer: shuddup!! Join the disparring side Jean!

Jean: I.. I don't know... I mean, it was only over my hands....

Armin: don't do it!! Join the blonde side!

Levi: the 'blonde side'? Really Armin?

Erwin: *^* I am the creature of the blonde side........

Annie: and I'm second in command.

Reiner: me too.

Berthold: *sniffles*

Hannes: and me three

Saber: .....

Levi: not you too. No.

Saber: .... Well... Actually...

Levi: Fine. I'll make my own side. The clean side.

Archer: my love!!! Join us in the dispare side!!!!

Saber: never in your wildest dreams.

Archer: actually in my wildest dream you-

(Me: UNDERAGE READERS *slap*)

Archer: ow. Fine. But WILD THINGS HAPPEN.

Saber: you are one sick twisted pervert.

Archer: what about that guy!!! *points*

Roy: huh? Me? Naaaaww~

Jean Havoc: I know the truth Roy. I know the truth.

Jean Kirstien: JEAN!!!

Jean Havoc: JEAN!!!

Jean & Jean: *bro hug*

Everyone else: what just happened here.

Jean K.: Yo wanna switch fandom universes?

Jean H.: SURE!!!

Roy: I wonder who will last longer.

Erwin: Yeah. I'm voting for my Jean though.

Roy: Ha. He ain't got nothing on my Jean.

Erwin: oh yeah? LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Roy: AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOR!!!!

Effie Trinket: Your* favor. ✌️

Roy: whatever. I'm still gonna win.

Erwin: may the best Jean win.

~•~

This originally wasn't going to have a point at all... Then the battle of Jeans happened....

We should take a vote.

Jean Havoc

Or

Jean Kirstein