What goes on in my mind..

Skjor...? Didnt you die.....? (Skittlez' adventures in skyrim) dang it wizard..

SO I WAS JUST DOING MY THING IN SKYRIM AND I DUNNO WHY (no wait I just remembered scratch that)

OKAY REWIND

SO I WAS DERPING AROUND IN SKYRIM AND FARKAS IS MY FOLLOWER, ALL DECKE OUT IN EBONY ARMOR AND SHIZ AND HE DOESNT LIKE ME STEALING SO I LEFT HIM SOMEWHERE IN SOLITUDE AND FORGOT WHERE

SO HE ENDED UP LEAVING MY SERVICE BECAUSE I COULD NEVER FIND HIM AND WENT BACK TO THE COMPANIONS PLACE

AND OF COURSE I HAD TO TRAVEL TO WHITERUN AND RUN ALL THE WAY THERE TO GET THAT BRAT

I GO INSIDE AND LO AND BEHOLD

SKJOR IS SITTING AT THE TABLE LIKE A SASSY MOTHERTRUCKER ALL LIKE 'YO'

ME AND MY BROTHER JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND HE WAS LIKE "HE DIED" AND I WAS ALL "OMG HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD WHat"

And so basically that happened

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OKAY THE REVERSE THING HAPPENED TO ME ALSO

So I'm doing the Collage of Winterhold quest line and it's all about the Eye of Magnus and ya know that main wizard guy and then the douche wizard guy that locked himself in the room with it and a force field around it

So that happened. And then my quest thing was all 'go talk to the main dude man now bc you know where to find the Staff of Magnus'

SO I LEFT THE MAIN BUILDING AND SEE HIS BODY LAYING THERE

DEAD

IT EVEN SAYS 'SEARCH SO AND SO' BUT I CANT SEARCH HIM

THE ARROW IS ABOVE HIS HEAD

AND HE IS DEAD

I BOUGHT ALL THE 'BRING BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR 60 SECONDS' SPELLS TOO

BUT HES TO POWERFUL

AND HES DEAD

HES JUST THERE. I CANT SEARCH HIM. I CANT SPEAK TO HIM. HES A MAIN QUEST DUDE THEY CANNOT DIE. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Basically the best I can hope for is that what happened to Skjor will happen to him-

OH MAH GAWD

WHAT IF SKJOR STOLE HIS SOUL

*GASPING*

HE IS NOT DRAGONBORN... HE

IS.....

HUMANBORN

ABSORBING HUMAN SOULS LEFT AND RIGHT