Mom: OMG why do you need so many blankets Lin-
Me: ITS BROSIFILOUS AND I WOULD LITERALLY LIKE. DIE. IF I DIDNT HAVE ANY!!!! Last night I only had like. Three. And that was a near death experience all in its own
Mom: but you have fiv-
Me: MOM I NEEED WARMTH I AM BROSIFILOUS QUEEN OF BLANKETS *runs to room, blankets in tow*
YOU ARE READING
What goes on in my mind..
RandomWARNING: MAY CONTAIN INSANELY HIGH LEVELS OF CRAZYNESS!!!! READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!
