What goes on in my mind..

Its Called a Magazine... (Brothers *weird sound*)

So we play air soft here, for those who don't know is like guns but with plastic BB's that you can fire at people (so fun heheheheheh)

And my lil' bro, Jacob, the youngest one, said something earlier that was.. Shocking. But hilarious.

So for his gun, you have to put the magazine in and then cock it before being able to fire, and you have to cock it before every shot.... 'Cept he got words messed up. Here's how it went. *AND I QUOTE*

Jacob: *sitting on the porch step right next to me, trying to put the mag in* my cock won't go in!

Me: .... What.

Jacob: my cock won't go in.

Me; .....

Jacob: agh! The cock won't go in!!

Me: *hand over mouth to hide laugh and says* ... Do you mean magazine?

Jacob: oh! Yeah. Haha. My magazine won't go in!

Me: *dies of laughing while I put his mag in for him*