What goes on in my mind..

Wanted: Lost Wife (please return immedietely)

SO

MY little brother was playing on his Argonian (errrrr idk how to spell it, but it's the lizard race) character and decided he too wanted to marry someone and have them make money for him

So I googled the people he could marry, and found Uthgerd the Unbroken who's at the inn at Whiterun.

*WHOOHOOO LATER*

SO ITS THE WEDDING.

AND HE FINISHED THE FINAL "OKAY SURE ILL MARRY DIS LOSER" THING

AND OMG

JUST AFTER HE HITS THE YES BUTTON AND THE PREACHER DUDE ANNOUNCES THEM MARRIED

HIS NEW WIFE LITERALLY JUST TURNS AROUND AND WALKS OUT OF THE BUILDING

JUST LIKE THAT

It's supposed to be like "oh so where we gon live" and THEN she teleports or whatever to the living place

BUT NO SHE JUST WENT OUT AND AWAY

So my bro runs outside and looks all around Riften (because the only place to get married is there) and he can't find her anywhere at all.

So he fast travels to Whiterun and I find the house for him and she's not there either

Or at the inn

Nowhere. She's nowhere.

Just up and left. Like a runaway bride.

Yeah.

Apparently between the two of us, our Skyrim weddings have been interrupted by dead bodies and runaway brides. That won't come back because they can't be found

•-•

XD