Spiderson and Irondad one shots. (Requests Closed)

Shane dawson

          "Hey what's up you guys yes welcome back to another conspiracy theory video. Today we'll be talking about the Avengers! But not only are we gonna talk about them, were gonna live the life that have. See how they live, how they train for missions, and figure out if Black Widow can kill you 300 different ways with a pencil." Shane laughed. "Okay maybe not the last one but we will find out what they do and how they do it." Shane then went on about theories around the group of heroes. Some where funny and some where scary, but it was gonna be worth it.

- A few Days later -

             "Mr. Stark!" Peter said as he walked into the lab to see Tony and Strange making out.
             "Come on! Do I have to tell you guys no PDA in front of the spider-child!" Nat said as she walked in. Tony gave her the bird she returned it. Peter laughed.
              "Anyway how's it going kid?" Tony asked.
              "I saw on the visitor bored that we have a guest coming... they didn't have a name but it was listed under pig..." Peter said. Tony gave him a wired look and Peter handed him a stark pad.
              "Oh, it's just a group of people who are coming from LA to do some video about us.. Pepper said they wanted they're gust group be named Pig... I have no idea what that means." Tony said. "You might wanna ask Pepper... or Nat since you are my Ex's girlfriend..." Nat flicked him off again.
               "To answer you Peter, Pepper said their name was Shane dawson and the gang... have no idea what that means..." Natasha said. Peter dropped his Stark pad making the screen shatter.
                "As in Shane dawson... THE Shane dawson, conspiracy theory Vidoe king, Shane dawson, the Pig queen?!" Peter said. The two adults (Strange and Nat) and billionaire all looked at each other. "Sorry.. I've been watching him a lot lately... he's been doing some much  conspiracies on The Avengers."
              "Oh?" Tony said. Peter pulled up some of Shane's videos. All four of them watched the videos, Nat smirked at the fear in Shane's eyes when he talked about her, Tony gave his famous smile, Strange giving Shane a wired look. Soon the Video ended, Peter looked at them.
               "So when dose Shane and Them come?" Peter asked.
                "Soon... I'm guessing the other are getting stuff ready, or cleaning, or if you're Steve cooking." Tony said. Peter shook his head.
                "I'm gonna help Loki and Shuri with something." He said and started to walk off.
                 "That thing is what exactly?" Strange asked. Peter just smiled and ran out of the room. "That's bad isn't it?"
                "Knowing Peter, Shuri, and Loki it could be worse." Nat said walking out of the lab. Tony just sighed and ran after Peter, leaving strange in the lab.

- a Few hours later -

Peter ran into the Avengers living room and bumped into some one. He looked up to see Morgan Adams.
               "Whoa... you okay little dude?" She asked. Peter just looked at her. "Hello?" She held a fake baby in her arms.
                "Your Morgan! Morgan Adams! The most coolest girl like ever!!!" Peter said standing up with a huge smile on his face.
                "Thanks?" She said.
                "Peter! Oh! I see you've met some of our guests!" Pepper said with a smile.
                 "Huh? Oh yeah! Anyway Mr. Stark said you needed this... don't know why..." Peter said handing Pepper a Stark pad.
                 "Just some stuff I have to sign.. anyway. Can you show our guests around... I have some stuff to do and the other Avengers and Loki are all busy trying to beat Clint's high score Mario Kart." Pepper said. Peter nodded as Shane, Ryland, Andrew, and Garrett all walk in. "Okay, this is Peter Tony's personal intern, he's also the head Intern here at Stark Industries, he will take you around, show you to your rooms, and answer any questions you may have." Pepper said the five of them nodded. Pepper left her heels clicking on the floor.
               "Hi, I'm Peter. I'm sure you've signed that papers..." Peter said trying to act professional. Shane and Them nodded. "Okay follow me and I'll show you around your floor." Peter then started walking and talking about each floor.
                "So wait, there's a Starbucks AND McDonald's in the this tower?" Morgan asked. Peter laughed and nodded.
                "Mr. Stark kinda made me CEO of McDonald's... it's ling story.." Peter said. "Umm... hold on." Peter looked at his Stark pad. "Okay Morgan this is your room." Peter opened a door that had the  symbol of Black Widow on it.
               "Wow." They all said Andrew went to stand in the middle of the room and did a pan of it.
                "Is today gonna talk about the Hot guy standing out there?" Garret asked. Peter walked over to the window.
                 "Oh. That's just Thor... He had to move down here with Loki because their rooms are getting fixed... rebuilt really.." Peter said. "Just don't mess with Loki... Thor is a really over protective Big Brother." Peter told the group. They all nodded and then Peter showed them the two other rooms. "I'll be in the main room when you're ready." Peter then left to look on his Stark pad. Loki walked out a angered look on his face.
            "Why are there mortals on our floor?" He asked Peter. Said kid looked up.
            "Don't worry Loki, they're be out if your hair in a few days. They're only recording a video." Peter said to his Best friend. Loki sighed and sat next to him.
            "If you weren't dating Tony's other helper I would ask you out." Loki said. Peter rolled his eyes with a smile. Loki laughed. Thor and Morgan came out.
             "He has just the most amazing bicep. And Andrew he has a eight pack..." she said Andrew who ad fliming it laughed. Loki looked at her then Thor who didn't seem to mind.
               "Loki how about you Help Harley down in the lab... I'm sure he needs something." Peter said. Loki sighed and got up walking and muttering 'Yes son of Stark' under his breath. "Love ya to!" Peter yelled back with a laughed.
                 "Son of Stark why is my brother upset?" Thor asked wbile he put on a shirt. Peter laughed.
                  "He wants me but can get me because I already have a boyfriend." Peter laughed out. Thor gave him a confused look. Peter just smiled. Soon the others came out.
                  "So can we flim right now?" Shane asked. Peter nodded. "Can I ask you something wired?" Peter laughed.
                 "When living at Avengers tower everything is wired." Shane laughed when Peter said that.
                 "Anyway... I'm just wondering. When we meet the Avengers what should we look out for?" Shane asked. Peter thought for a minute.
                  "Don't talk about the attack of New York in front of Mr. Stark, Loki, and I think I'm not sure yet Steve. Don't say anything about Hydra or Winter Soldier because Steve knows the Winter Soldier plus he's here in the building..." Peter said. "Umm... there is some wired vibes between Steve and Mr. Stark so don't talk about that as well... oh, if you really want to be on Mamma spider's bad side talk about the Black Widow project. But then again you will get murdered..." Shane gave him a scared look. Peter just laughed and with a small smile. Thor handed Garret a Poptart and then Morgan.
              "Okay..." Shane said. Peter waved them to come with them then the elevator dinged and a really mad Harley marched in. Peter went white.
              "Babe..." Harley growled. Peter gave him a awkward smile.
              "Harl!" Peter laughed. "I-I didn't know you were done!" Harley growled at that. Then Loki walked into the room then started to leave.
              "Don't you Dare!" Harley said. He still stared at Peter. "'Maybe Harley needs your help in the lab?!' Peter you do know Loki can't be in the lab." Harley said. Peter giggled. "Why are you laughing?"
               "You're cure when your mad." Peter said and kissed his cheek. "But I got to show some people around Love you babe... I'll make it up to you."
                "Shower 8 o'clock. Don't be late." Harley then left. Peter sighed. Loki laughed.
              "You just had to blow up a lab..." Peter said. Loki smirked and left. Thor followed after him. "Come on, Before Harley says anything.." Peter and the group got into the elevator.