Simmons: What?
Caboose: What?
"The blue one is an idiot," Weiss facepalmed. "Then again, maybe everyone in that webshow is."
Grif: Just ignore him.
Caboose: Oh...you mean DEATH BATTLE!?
"Wait. Are they aware of Death Battle's existence?" Ruby asked.
Simmons: I mean, sure?
Caboose: Oh! Awesome! Hang on, I know some smart people that can help! Be right back!
"Alright! Who could they be?" Yang wondered.
Simmons: Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
Grif: No, but I DO know that you're still fucking wrong.
Caboose: Okay, I'm back.
Simmons: That was fast.
"It sure was," Ruby giggled.
Caboose: Yep, I called Command and they sent two of their best scientist fighting people to help us!
Simmons: Their best? Really?!
Boomstick: And THAT'S how you write your name in buckshot.
Wiz: Alright, alright, enough screwing around. We've got a job to do.
"Wiz? Boomstick?" Ruby was shocked.
"I get it. It's a crossover episode. That webshow and Death Battle are making a special appearance in one single episode," Blake clarified.
"What? That can't be how they look like," Weiss said.
"At least Wiz picked the cooler color," Ruby said, noticing Wiz's blue armor.
Boomstick: Oh, fine...
Grif: I think you're forgetting that Command's best is just a step up from incompetent.
Simmons: They sent us Donut.
Grif: I rest my case.
"Donut? You've got to be kidding me," Weiss signed at the absurd name.
Caboose: Introducing... Jizz and Broomstick! Ick, ick, ick, ick…
Yang laughed. "Wow. What a way to butcher Wiz and Boomstick's names."
Wiz: It's "Wiz" and "Boomstick".
Grif: Wow, those are the dumbest names I've ever heard.
Simmons: Franklin. Delano. Donut.
"I don't know about the first two, but Donut sounds pretty dumb," Blake retorted.
Grif: ...And I retract my previous statement.
Boomstick: Yeah, well you've got the dumbest face I've ever seen.
Grif: Uh, I thought you were supposed to be smart. I'm wearing a helmet.
Caboose: Oh my God, me too!
Ruby and Yang laughed at the ridiculous scene. Weiss kept facepalming while Blake stares on.
Simmons: Alright, so how do you guys do this? You just, like, draw names out of a hat? Count some chicken bones around?
Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle.
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