(Discontinued) RWBY Watches Deathbattle

Episode 108 Wario VS King Dedede

It's been a few days since Rwby watched the battle between Black Widow and Widowmaker as we see them getting ready watch another Death Battle.

Yang: "Okay we got everything we need." Yang said as Ruby and Black gathered the snacks. "Now let's watch the new Death Battle.

We then see Weiss start the episode.

Interlude

(*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)

Wiz: It's a lesson every hero has to learn someday, just because your enemy is a little on the chubby side doesn't mean he's a pushover.

Weiss: "Is he talking about Boomstick?" Weiss asked.

Boomstick: *upset* Are you talking about me?

Ruby: " I wouldn't say he's fat more like uh, pudgy." Ruby said.

Wiz: I'm talking about Wario, the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario.

Yang: " Wow, just Sonic and Shadow." Yang said.

Blake: " But they're human instead of hedgehogs." Blake replied.

Boomstick: And King Dedede, the royal nemesis to everybody's favorite pink puffball, Kirby. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Ruby: " Oh yeah he's the penguin guy that Kirby fights." Ruby said remembering the research the team did.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

# Wario

Boomstick: Mario is a pretty busy guy. If he's not saving his favorite lady, Princess Peach, he's off saving a whole different princess in a whole different land.

Yang: " Ooh Mario is cheating on peach." Yang said.

Weiss: " I'm sure they're just good friends." Weiss said.

Yang: " Yeah good friends." Yang replied sarcastically.

Wiz: Until he returned home one day to find his castle under someone else's control.

Blake: " Wait Mario has a castle?" Blake asked.

Boomstick: First off, Mario has a castle? Awesome! But it had been taken by a chubby squatter dressed in yellow, named Wario.

Wario: Waa-hahahahahahaha!!

Yang: " Wow he gives people who where yellow a bad name." Yang said.

Weiss: " No kidding." Weiss added.

(*Cues: Stealth Inspector*)

Wiz: Wario is Mario's opposite in every way. While Mario is kind and heroic, Wario is selfish and mischievous.

Ruby: " So he's Mario's evil clone." Ruby said.

Weiss: "Ruby that's not, *sighs* yeah sure let's go with that." Weiss said.

Boomstick: While Mario is thick with one C, Wario has two, maybe three C's.

Yang: "Man he's fat."

Blake: "More fatter than mario."

Wiz: Let's...not... His name and symbol are even inspired by the Japanese word for bad, "Warui" (悪い). You can't get any less subtle than Wario.

Weiss: " So he was just born bad?"

Ruby: "That just sounds like lazy writing."

Boomstick: No kidding! But he's not some random chump. Turns out, Wario is one of the seven Star Children, possessing legendary power, and even grew up with Mario!