"Can someone please tell me why high school is freaking crazy?!"
Zerenity Ro'Maeve, Lyrvanna Faith, and Dove Violet take on high school for the first time and go ballistic!
I blink at my ceiling. And everything hits me at once.
What if life is a simulation?
What if it's a test to see how we'll react in different situations?
What if everyone I know isn't real but they're really just a test?
Did I pass?
Did I fail?
What was the test?
What if someone's controlling me like they're playing The Sims but I don't know that they're controlling me because this is my everyday life?
What if I just think that doing everything I'm doing is what I want to do but really someone is putting that type of information in my head?
Right at that moment, my phone dings.
Who in their right mind has the audacity to text me at one o'clock in the morning? I'm going to instantly block this person after I read their text.
I open my phone only for it to start glitching and bugging out. Suddenly, a picture pops up.
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No.
I don't want to sing. Stupid government trying to control my life.
I think.
If this is isn't governmental officials trying to tell me what to do because I figured out I'm in a simulation, I don't know what this is.
But seriously though, I keep getting weird things like this. I really need to change my number.
Then I get a FaceTime call.
Laurance || Lyrvanna
"What do you want, I'm having a middle of the night crisis."
"Why do you keep sending weird things? I figured out it was you long ago, give it up." Laurance slurps some ramen.
"I didn't send you anything. I have boundaries unlike you. Why are you calling me at one in the morning, while shirtless, and eating ramen?"
"It's one in the morning there? It's already three here."
"Shouldn't you be asleep?"
"I had to pull an all-nighter. Shouldn't you be sleep? You have way too much free time if you have time to edit so many glitch pictures."
"I didn't edit a glitch pic. I got one too though, did it say 'sing' on it?"
"Yeah, but you can't fool me. I know it was you."
"It wasn't me. I get them all the time just like you apparently. I think the government is upset because I figured out that we live in a simulation."
"I think you've either been playing The Sims too much or watching Shane Dawson too much. Hey, it may be both."
"I'm serious. Our lives aren't ours. Unless... you don't have a life,--"
"Ow."
"--you're just a robot made to be what would be considered human-like. Then you were thrown in my way so that they'd be able to record how I'd react to a person of your kind; a weird idiot."
"Double ow."
"Don't hate on me because I'm real and you aren't."
"Didn't you tell me you weren't real though?"
"Oh. Right."
"Your conspiracy has been proven wrong. So if the government isn't the one sending the weird pictures. Who is?"
"The mystery continues. Now that you know it isn't me, I'm going to hang up because I feel very uncomfortable watching you eat while you're shirtless."
"You're going to have to get used to this because you're the one who told me that you're going to force me to move in with you in the future."
"I said I'll force you to live with me if I lose all of my money on anime merch. Who knows when that'll happen?"
"Knowing you, it will one day. So get used to this." He holds his arms out then slurps more ramen.
"No, you'll be living in MY house so you have to follow MY rules. Which means you have to be clothed at all times."
"Even in the shower?"
"Even in the shower." I nod and he shakes his head. "Talk to me tomorrow when it isn't one o'clock in the morning."
"Fine..."
"Bye."
"Peace."
||Call End||
I put my phone back down and turn in my bed only to find Kawaii~Chan kneeling next to my bed as she stares at me wide-eyed. "K-Kawaii~Chan?"
"Lyrvanna~Chan was talking to Laurance~Kun in the middle of the night while he's shirtless and Lyrvanna~Chan has no pants." She begins to squeal.
"How'd you know I'm not wearing pants?!"
"You literally blurted out that you don't wear pants to bed one day."
I turn away from her. "... ... ... ... ...They're itchy."
"See!" She squeaks. "You're acting like a married couple! You're talking to each other half clothed. He's your pants and you're his shirt."
"Please stop."
"You were meant to be, you were meant to be each other's other half."
"Stop, please."
"It's destiny! It was destiny from the start!"
"I can't take this." I pull a pillow over my head.
She slowly peels the pillow up just enough to whisper, "One day, you won't be miles apart sleeping like this, you'll be less than inches apart."
My face basically explodes. I'm pretty sure I can set off fire alarms. "OMI! Shut up!" I cover my face. "That won't happen."
"It will."
"It won't."
"Yes, it will. You already said yourself that you two will leave together." She teases.
"He'd live in the shed in the backyard, duh." I squint at her.
"No... you two will be inseparable."
"No."
"Yes."
"You mean because my fist will be stuck in his face?" I fold my arms. <<I typed face instead of fist at first.>>
"No, because you'll be in love." She squeals and I choke on air. I saw it coming but it still caught me by surprise.
"I only believe in anime love and love in other people." I shrug after I calm down.
"Why?"
"Because I said so? Now go to bed."
"Kawaii~Chan doesn't want to."
"Lyrvanna~Chan doesn't care." I turn over and attempt to go to sleep but I already know this is going to be a really long night.
<<LOL I wrote that last part a month ago when I was bored, I was going to cut it out but I'm leaving it in. See the crazy... SEE IT!!>>
