High School Mayhem

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Chapter 65: Kiss Fire
~Zane~

"Got the cupcakes?" I ask Dove as she walks in.

"Yup!" She nods toward the tray in her hands.

"Sweet, I'll start the movie." Dove came over so we could watch the new My Little Horsie movie together. Today is a perfect time since Garroth has baseball practice, Vylad went to hang out with his friends, Zerenity is at Travis' house, and my parents are on a business trip.

Now no one can judge us for watching this.

"You brought out the Pinkie Cake blankets?" Dove asks as she stares at the couch. "It's limited edition too! Is it even okay to eat cupcakes with these nearby? I don't want to accidentally get frosting or crumbs on it."

"Zerenity already ruined it. The day I bought it she accidentally set the corner of it on fire." I sigh.

"How'd she do that?!" She exclaims.

"She wrapped it around her because she was 'cold' and she tried to cook." The memory pains me. "I don't want to think about it."

She nods. "I understand the pain you went through, let's just press play on the movie." She sets the cupcakes down and gets comfy on the couch. I press play and also sit down.

My phone vibrates as someone calls me. Luckily I didn't get too far into the movie before this happened. I look at it to see Zerenity video calling me. I answer it with a groan. "What do you want?"

"Don't be a mean big bro! I was just calling to tell you that I-- Wait, is that Dove?" She questions. I realize that she can see Dove from where I'm sitting since this is video chat after all.

"Yeah, she's over so we can--"

"Make out then have 20 million babies. Bye." She hangs up.

My eyes widen and I turn to Dove, I don't think she heard. Good, I don't want this day to be awkward. I clear my throat and turn toward the movie.

~*After The Movie*~

"That was intense," Dove says.

"I didn't expect for all of that to happen. I knew they'd get through it though." I nod.

"Of course! With the Elements Of Harmony, they can do--" Suddenly, I begin to think about what Zerenity said and I scream. "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!"

"I-- I DON'T KNOW!"

"WELL STOP! THAT ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"

"I CAN'T HELP IF I SCREAM!"

"BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE SCREAMING SO OBVIOUSLY YOU TRIED TO SCREAM!"

"I DID NOT TRY TO!"

"DON'T YOU LIE TO ME, ZANE!"

"I'M NOT!"

"DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?" Dove questions.

"YES! WHAT IS IT?!"

"I DON'T KNOW THIS IS YOUR HOUSE!"

"NOW KISS!" Another voice screams. A familiar voice actually. Dove and I both turn to see Zerenity climbing through the window.

"WHY ARE YOU COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW WHEN THE DOOR IS RIGHT NEXT TO IT?!" Dove exclaims.

"BECAUSE I WANTED A VIDEO OF YOU TWO MAKING OUT TO SHOW AT YOUR WEDDING!" Zerenity explains.

"MAKING OUT?!" Dove shouts at the same time I shout, "WEDDING?!" Then we switch.

"WEDDING?!" Dove shouts at the same time I shout, "MAKING OUT?!"

"YES!" Zerenity squeals before falling through the window and into the bush outside. Dove and I rush to the window. "OH MY IRENE! I SHIP BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH!" She stands up and I notice the few cuts on her from the thorns. "MAKE-OUT BECAUSE NOW I'M IN PAIN!"

"WE AREN'T GOING TO MAKE OUT BUT ARE YOU OKAY?!" I question.

"OH, NOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME! WHERE WAS THIS CARING OLDER BROTHER WHEN I CALLED YOU TO ASK YOU TO TAKE MY PIZZA OUT OF THE OVEN?!"

"When did you ask me to take a pizza out of the oven?" I squint my eyes at her.

"When I called earli--" she stops halfway through her sentence to feel her cheek, her eyes widen at the sight of blood on her hands-- "I-Is that blood?" She faints.

"ZERENITY?" I shout. Suddenly, the smell of something burning grows stronger.

"ZANE, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!" Dove shouts.

"THE PIZZA~!" I put it all together.

Dove and I run around looking for a fire extinguisher but I think we no longer have one because Zerenity caused fires so many times we used up the fuel. "CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR SOMETHING!" Dove demands.

"MY PHONE'S DEAD! YOU CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!"

"I FORGOT IT AT HOME!"

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" I screech.

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I think I'm obsessed with fire... I've been in a flame mood. Author~Chan needs help. Author~Chan is talking in the third person and she doesn't know why.