High School Mayhem

~~~55~~~

He sighs as he shakes his head. "What am I going to do with you?"

"You're my big brother now! You must care for me!" Big brother? That's... far from what I wanted to say.

Wanted to say?

I don't even know what I wanted to say but I know that I definitely don't need more siblings.

I look at Laurance and I'm not in control of myself. "Nya~! Onii~Chan! Nakama! Senpai! N-Not like... love interest 'senpai' but u-upperclassmen... 'senpai'. Um, Nico Nico nii~! Ocha? Satou? Suki? I mean... I don't suki-- which means like-- you or anything B-Baka! Um, kowai? Kawaii? Neko? Mochi? Sushi? Teriyaki? Ramune? Baka! Baka! Baka! Nya~! Iie! Hai! Senpai~!" I shout quickly turning redder and redder by the second.

"Are you broken now?" He laughs.

"Onii~Chan! It's not f-funny!" I whine.

"Onii~Chan, huh?" He questions.

"Y-You're my big brother! I— You— Not— I— Yeah...." I don't know what I was trying to say but that was... hectic.

"I think you're broken."

"Maybe?"

~*~

"Pool party!" Zerenity excites from next door.

We all decided to use Laurance's pool since there's a lot of us. Kawaii~Chan and I were still getting ready at our house though.

"Kawaii~Chan! I'm not wearing it!" I cover myself with a towel.

"Kawaii~Chan bought you this so you have to wear it, Lyrvanna~Chan! It's only our friends who're going to be there." Kawaii~Chan says.

"B-B-But... there are guys there," I whisper like it's a dirty word.

She smirks and chuckles to herself. "Kawaii~Chan thinks Lyrvanna~Chan means one guy in particular." I stare at the floor. I'll never admit to it. "Is it... Garroth~Kun?"

My head snaps up at her. "What the heck! No! It's Laur—" The smirk on her face lets me know I just fell into a trap. "—ance..." I finish off with a sigh.

"Kawaii~Chan knew it! Lyrvanna~Chan always denied it but Kawaii~Chan knew Lyrvanna~Chan was in love with Laurance~Kun!"

"Woah! Slow your roll buddy! I just don't want Laurance to see me in a bikini because he's a pervert! I never said the 'L' word."

"Mhm! Sure! Now let's go!" She pushes me out the door and to Laurance's backyard.

"No~! I don't want to!" I struggle in her grasp as we make our way closer to the gate. "Kawaii~Chan let me go!"

"No way, Lyrvanna~Chan! Now go in!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Hey!" Laurance says opening the gate.

I scream and hide behind Kawaii~Chan. "Lyrvanna~Chan, it's really not as bad as you think it is."

"What?" Laurance wonders.

"Kawaii~Chan got Lyrvanna~Chan to wear a bikini and Lyrvanna~Chan doesn't like it." Kawaii~Chan sighs.

"Oh. It really isn't that bad, I'm sure you look great, once you get in the water no one will notice anyway. Everyone's too busy swimming or... maybe trying to." Laurance comments.

"Oh. B-But don't look at me, okay?" I look up at him who actually got taller over the summer. He was tall enough world! You make me feel short!

"How would I be able to resist?" Laurance jokes.

"Seriously!" I whine.

"Alright, fine, I won't." The second he says it, I jump out from behind Kawaii~Chan and jump into the water.

I scream. "Cold! Oh my Irene! So cold~!"

"That's why you don't jump into water without testing it." Laurance laughs.

"Shut up, baka!" I shiver.

"Lyrvanna!" Zerenity tiptoes in three feet over to me. "I thought you lived next door, what took you and Kawaii~Chan so long."

"She forced me to wear a bikini." I sigh.

"Oh, I'm sure it isn't too bad."

"Of course you don't." I shake my head.

Dante swims over to me. "Did I hear you were in a bikini?"

"Where did you hear that?" My eyes widen.

"Well, you were screaming so..." He laughs.

"You are a disgusting pervert who needs to die in the nether!" I glare at him.

"Just as long as he wasn't looking right?" Zerenity wonders.

"Right! And you can't see it because I'm underwater!" I beam.

"Yeah... let's go with that," Dante says.

"Dante..." I growl sternly.

"What?! I can't help that I swim with my eyes open!"

"I'm going to murder you!" I shout.

"Gotta blast!" He swims off as I run chase after him. If only I could freaking swim! The water starts getting deeper and I'm too far from the wall.

"Ugh! I can't swim you meanie!" I cross my arms. He blows raspberry at me. "Rude!"

"You're the one trying to kill me!" He shouts from the other side of the pool.

"So? Get over here and let me!" I punch the air.

"I'll let you kiss me instead." He smirks.

Laurance jumps in the water next to me. "Get on my back, I'll swim and you murder him."

"Yay!" I cheer and Laurance helps me onto his back before he starts swimming after Dante. "Dante! You're so dead!" Once Laurance makes it to him, I simply karate chop and sinks a bit.

He comes up coughing up water. "Every time I'm around you, I nearly die."

"Then stop coming around me." I shrug.

"Plus, the whole let Laurance swim for you thing is pretty dumb. One, you're sitting on his bare back in a bikini." My eyes widen as I look down at his back. "And I can clearly see your bikini now. It's a lose-lose for you."

"B-B-BAKA!!!" I whack Laurance's head causing him to start nearly drowning with me on his back. "DON'T DROWN I CAN'T SWIM!"

"Then stop--" He gurgles water-- "hitting me!"

"KAWAII~CHAN~!!!" I scream flailing my arms.

~*~

I hate guys.