Fairy Tail: Mallory's Son [HIATUS]

Chapter 2: This Guild is Crazy

"Those idiots from Fairy Tail have gone and done it again! This time, they destroyed an entire port!"

"What is the matter with them?!"

"I'm actually quite fond of their lazy and blazing attitude."

"They may be fools, but we must not forget. They are a very capable lot."

"Yes, that's true. They present quite the quandary."

"I think we should leave them be. After all, think how boring this world would be."

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"Welcome to Fairy Tail!"

Lucy's smile widened.

"We made it back alive!" Natsu kicked the doors down.

"We're home!"

"So, heard you went all out at Hargeon, Natsu- UGH!" the bucktooth guy was kicked in the face by the pink haired idiot.

"What'd you do THAT for?!"

"I should've mentioned this earlier. This guild is a little, I guess you could say.... crazy."

"What does THAT mean?!"

"You rascal! You lied to me!"

"It's not my fault! I just passed around a rumor I heard!"

Then chaos erupted in the hall. Lucy stands in the middle while smiling.

"So Natsu finally made it back, huh?! I'm gonna show him!" a man in his underwear marched into the cloud of dust where the fight is happening.

"Gray, your clothes," a woman wearing a bikini top told him.

"I don't have time for that!"

"This is why I don't date the men here. They have no class," she grabbed a barrel and started drinking. Lucy went wide eyed at it.

"Told you this guild is crazy."

"(M/N)! This guild is crazy!"

"That's what I just said," (M/N) sweat dropped.

"Fight me, Natsu!"

"Not until you put some clothes on!"

"Of course you boys are acting like spoiled babies," a large man with white, spiky hair walked up to the woman.

"Finally! Someone who's in charge!"

(M/N) patted her head in pity, "You poor thing. So full of hope."

"I'm a real man! Want me to prove it to ya?!"

Blue lines appeared on her face, "I can't believe he's encouraging them!"

"You'll get used to it."

Natsu and Gray punched the large man and knocked him to the ground.

"Holy cow! They knocked him out so effortlessly!"

"It's Fairy Tail. What do you expect?"

"Wow. It's so noisy in here, isn't it?" a man with a green jacket is surrounded by two women.

A cup was thrown at his head, knocking him to the ground.

"Are you okay?!"

"It's fine. I'll take care of them for you, alright ladies?"

Lucy crossed his picture off of her magazine.

"What the heck is wrong with these people?! There's not ONE sane person in this place besides you!"