Tbh there must be thousands of Bastille one shots/imagines out. So I'm here to join those thousands. Trying to vary one shots per member but more Dan & Kyle than the rest of the band.
~ Dan
~ Will
~ Kyle
~ Woody
~ Charlie
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Dan ~ Hey babe, do you think we could get one of those couple massage spa day things? Kyle ~ Well, if you can't beat the fans join them #Dyle Dan ~ Shit sorry Kyle! That was meant for Y/N I'm so sorry!!! Kyle ~ Fuck my only chance to ship us. Still love you bby 😘 Dan ~ ...😐...I do not return those feelings.
~ Kyle ~
Kyle ~ Have you been wearing my shirts again?!! 😤 Will ~ Um no... wrong number Kyle... Kyle ~ Sorrrrrryyyy Will Will ~ I highly suggest if you don't want Y/N to wear your shirts is to hide them Kyle ~ Thanks bby, will keep that in mind X
~ Will ~
Will ~ Why's my guitar out of tune? Charlie ~ Dude I swear I didn't mess with the pegs. Will ~ Sorry Charlie that was meant for Y/N but I hope you didn't fuck with my guitar pegs Charlie ~ um no, not at all. Will ~ I'm going to kill you Charlie, you fucked with my guitar pegs!
~ Woody ~
Woody ~ Did you shave Freya? Dan ~ I don't come near your cat Woody, I never get the chance but I'm assuming that's for Y/N Woody ~ Yeah it was, Freya is an absolute mess. Dan ~ Lets see Woody ~ Look at her!!
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Dan ~ mate, that's hilarious 😂😂 She can now be in Jurassic Park 😂 Catosaur 😂😂😂 Woody ~ fuck off, she's not happy and I'm not happy with Y/N, I only wanted her to give Freya a trim.
~ Charlie ~
Charlie ~ Can you send those pictures 😏 Woody ~
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Woody ~ This one? Charlie ~ ...firstly that text was meant for Y/N, secondly you killed my mood. I don't want to see a fish making out with a man. Woody ~ 😂😂😂 you asked me for a picture with a smirk face, you're gonna get something weird mate
