Chapter 20: I Put The Bad In 'I'm A Bad Girl'

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~Only the strongest will survive, leave me to Heaven when we die.

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I pushed the cart down the freezer section, looking at the list one more time. These people are crazy. Plus he lied, this is his handwriting!

1.      Chocolate and Vanilla Ice Cream (not low fat)

2.      Fudge pops

3.      Root beer, Coke, and Orange soda

4.      Lays Wavy Potato Chips

5.      Ranch Doritos’s

6.      Four packs of Chocolate Chip Cookies

7.      Pringles (Chedder)

8.      Marshmallows (the small kind and large)

9.      Hot cocoa

10.  Two containers of Coffee beans (get whatever is most expensive)

11.  Two jugs of skim milk

12.  Reese’s puff cereal, Lucky Charms, and Fruit Loops

13.  Five cans of chicken noodle soup and tomato soup

14.  Four packs of Oreos

15.  Two packs of chicken breasts (boneless)

16.  Five Steaks (make them big)

17.  Box of XL…. never mind you don’t have to get those (a smile face is drawn next to it)

Oh my God....

I read on, putting a hand to my forehead. I can’t do this in an hour!

Now for you:

1.      Shampoo and Conditioner of your choice

2.      Deoderant (please)


I sniffed my armpit. What the hell I smell fine! I use deodorant!

3.      Body spray (I like vanilla and anything fruity)


HA  yeah you do, because you’re a woman!

 

If you buy anything more, or less than the items on this list, you can walk back to my house because I’m not driving you.

 Looking around the Market, I saw pumpins, and themes of black and orange. Skeletons hang from different isles, and brand name products with monsters on them. Is it Holloween already? I searched around the store finding a wipeboard sign that read "Buy one get two free! October 31st" by a stand of Balloons. I walked over to the stand, and the guy turned around. "Excuse me, what's the date?"

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