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WATTPAD HAS FAILED ME WITH COMMENTS ISTG-
I'm so sorry guys- last chapter I asked you guys for a vote which I'm glad you all did- but then Wattpad's commenting system failed to show me WHERE you put your vote-
I'm not sure if you guys can see it or not, but I can't. I've tried viewing from a computer/desktop/laptop but I've still gotten nothing-
AND SOMEONE REQUESTED A TEACHER'S CRAFT SHOT BUT I DIDN'T GET WHO BECAUSE WATTPAD DECIDED TO FAIL WITH COMMENTS
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Lqjtoqbrisbs- thank the lord for Thanksgiving break-
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Horror Movies Headcanons
Who Screams And Cowers
Stress, Scar, Zedaph, Xisuma, Mumbo,
Who Gets Really Jumpy
Wels, Grian, Joe, Bdubs, Python, Ethos, Jessassin,
Who Doesn't Give A Fuck
Keralis, Cleo, Doc, Impulse, Hypno,
Who Falls Asleep
TFC, xB, Vintage, Biffa,
Who Laughs
Cub, False, Tango, iJevin, Iskall,
How the Mycelium Resistance was found in canon
Mycelium Resistance : Hol up is that explosions I hear?
Scar, Bdubs and Mumbo : Ayo wassup?
Mycelium Resistance : Nothin much wassup with you?
Scar, Bdubs and Mumbo : Oh nothing, just breaking into your base, is that ok?
Mycelium Resistance : Yeah that's fine, it's all in good fun-
How it will happen in the fandom
Hep : We have a tyrannical type power over the entirety of hermitcraft-
Mycelium Resistance : Lol not anymore.
Hep : We have the entirety of hermitcraft behind us??? Lol??? What do you have??
Mycelium Resistance : We have Star Wars plot armor
Yes hello- welcome to the crazy revolt story that involves a fungi fighting a millennial. Those two are then joined by a lot of other deranged friends who don't know which side their on and probably need to be placed in a mental hospital.
THIS IS A JOKE- Fanfic writes go legit insane with this please-
Grian : Ah yes, good show, good show
Ethos : Show?
Grian : *Distant explosions go off as Grian takes a sip of tea from a fine china cup*
Ethos : *Confused message sending to Scar*
TFC : Ah yes; my wonderful family, I am taking a small leave for awhile to mine materials for the server. Don't destroy anything.
TFC : *Leaves*
The Hermitcraft Server : What if we had ANOTHER war?
Grian in the first bunch of episodes : I am anarchy
Scar after winning the election : I am anarchy
Mumbo after- something : I am anarchy
When hardly anyone remembers that the Hermits had a war in season five : *Sad author/fic reader noises*
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StressMonster101 : Hiya everyone! How is your day going this wonderful hermitcraft morning?
Grian Xelqua : There's the nasty smell
StressMonster101 : ???
Cubfan135 : ??? Wut???
Grian Xelqua : A very nasty smell
XisumaVoid : You smell something?? OwO???
Grian Xelqua : The smell of tyranny
Welsknight : Uhhhh-
XisumaVoid : Confused OwO noise???
iJevin : X, please-
GTWScar : The shopping district. Square up thoticus
ZombieCleo : WHEEEEEEZE
Grian Xelqua : I THOUGHT ETHOS WAS YOUR SQUARE
Ethoslab : -___- If you ever-
TinFoilChef : Etho Slab ____
Biffa2001 : OH SHIT HE DID THE THING
XenoVoid : OH SHIT
NPC Grian : OH SHIT
Docm77 : F to pay respects
Mumbo Jumbo : F
FalseSymmetry : F
Cubfan135 : F
Rendog : F
Ethoslab : I've been betrayed-
TinFoilChef : Ha! Scrub, get noobed
TinFoilChef : You can't ban me if you tried X
XisumaVoid : Its true. Everyone hide. Owo
Joe Hills : Oh come on!
ZedaphPlays : Damnit
TFC : *Laughing in the distance intensifies as TFC rises in power*
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My version of TFC must be a time traveler because it's the only explanation of why he acts like the biggest Millennial, even more so than any of the younger Hermits. - PowderMcMc
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Mumbo : *Traveling through his mental stream of Afk-ness*
Mumbo : *Sees another one of himself from another one of the vast a.u's that people have*
Mumbo : Hol up
Cleo : Why can't any of us be normal?
Zedaph : Bold of you to assume we'd ever be normal?
Ren : Rude??? Being normal is bad???
Cleo : That's true
Helsknight : Soooo... I'm you?
Welsknight : No you are you.
Helsknight : But- you are me, and I am you.
Welsknight : But- how?
Helsknight : Exactly
Welsknight : What?
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"So, there are hundreds upon hundreds of us in different universes and now I'm kinda scared? Like, I'm unsure on how to feel about horror universes and stuff but I guess their cool???" - XisumaVoid
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TangoTek : Wheeeeeeee!
iJevin : Wheee?
TangoTek : WHEEEEEEEE!
StressMonster101 : o/
Rendog : Ayeeee!
TangoTek : No! Wheeeeee!
Rendog : Wheee?
TangoTek : N O
TangoTek : W H E E E E E E E E E E E E
iJevin : Wh-Wheee?
iJevin fell out of the world
FalseSymmetry : I-
TinFoilChef : Interesting?
Rendog : What in the fresh fuck?
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Aight imma have you guys vote again- but this time if you would comment the actual name of the titles this time that would help me out a lot! Thank you for your patience!
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Hermit Horror - The hermits as a creepypasta - My best attempt at horror, gore, violence. Etc.
The Locked Server - An undertale type a.u. maybe pacifist, neutral or genocide.
Hermitcraft Reborn - Another gory type story, except it's the Hermits being reborn- as the title states.
Cursed Kingdom - A medieval time period with kingdoms, wars and castles.
Space Wars - A mixture of different races and a plot similar between star trek and star wars.
Ocean Of Marines' - Pirate A.U from different perspectives.
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Fin