(Ronnie) So I take it your parents don’t know you are going to this party?
(Bailey) actually Mom and Dad are out of town for the night, Kevin is in charge…and no…he thinks we are going to a movie.
(Ronnie) you do realize you are not so good at the getting away with stuff right…you tend to get busted…
(Bailey) my parents are out of town…who is going to bust me? Certainly not Kevin, he will be skyping and talking on the phone so much he won’t even notice when I get home…
(Ronnie) and what about Joe or Nick…
(Bailey) I’m not worried about it…
(Ronnie) Hokay chicka…but, like usual…I had nothing to do with this…
(Bailey) *giggle* deal… *turns to Miley* what’s up with you?
(Miley) nothing…why?
(Bailey) You are quiet…you are never quiet…it’s one of my favorite things about you…
(Miley) I am just a little tired that’s all
(Bailey) *cocks a brow* yea, well, wake up…we have a high school party to attend *smiles*
*later at the party*
(Ronnie) are you sure you want to drink that punch…you remember what happened last time…
(Bailey) *Hands a cup to Miley* Do you know how rare it is that my parents will be going out of town and Kevvy be in charge…especially with him getting married…this may be my last party besides a Hollywood after party…I plan to take full advantage
(Miley) Cheers to that *clinks Dixie cups with B and they both take a drink*
(Ronnie) well, in that case *grabs a cup* Cheers *clinks cups with the girls before they all take a drink*
*2 hours later B and Miley are walking home*
(Miley) *slurs* why is it called punch…they should call it KICK…or HIIIIIYA! *does a ninja kick and nearly falls to the pavement*
(Bailey) *slurs* easy there Chuck Norris…I think the punch was yummy…HIIIIIYA! I think….I think…it MIGHT have had alcohol in it…
(Miley) MAYBE just a smidge *suddenly throws her head back in a loud laugh*
(Bailey) SHhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
(Miley) why are you shushing me…there is no one around…
(Bailey) you need to practice using your inside voice…you are louder when you are drunk… *trips over her foot*
(Miley) *rears her head back in loud laughter* watch that crack…it’s a doozy
(Bailey) HIIIIIYA! Stupid crack…
(Miley) CRACK IS WHACK!
*both girls bust out in laughter*
(Bailey) whicky whicky whack….word
(Miley) what was that? Are you thug now?
(Bailey) Bailey Badass….
(Miley) NICE!
(Bailey) Whats the song….the song…about it…about crack…
(Miley)Puff the Magic Dragon? Oh...no wait…that’s pot…..OH Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds…I love the Beatles…nope... that’s LSD
(Bailey) NOT DRUGS…cracks in the sidewalk…
(Miley) There’s a song about that?? Man…I wonder if they were drunk when they wrote it…little too much HIIIIYA
(Bailey) Step on a crack and break your mommas back!
(Miley) that’s not a song dumbass…
(Bailey) are you sure? I thought it was….OH! How’s that one song go…Lucy’s in the kitchen with Dinah…
(Miley) its SOMEONES in the kitchen with Dinah, genius…
(Bailey) you don’t know…it might be Lucy…maybe she was hungry from all the LSD…does LSD make you hungry?
(Miley) how the hell should I know…and it wasn’t Lucy in the kitchen because whoever it was, was strumming a banjo…which I’m fairly certain you couldn’t do on LSD…
(Bailey) I should learn to play the banjo…
(Miley) *throws her head back in a loud laugh* why should you learn to play the banjo? Not that I am objecting…I think it’s a fabulous idea…
(Bailey) cause I wanna sit in the kitchen and play it…
(Miley) *giggles* I love you so much right now
(Bailey) where the heck are we… *turns around in a circle*
(Miley) *stops suddenly and throws her arms up dramatically* WERE LOST! *breaks out in a fit of giggles*
(Bailey) we are not lost, I just don’t know…where we are… *looks around*
(Miley) Why don’t we just call Joe and have him pick us up…He’s my bitch
(Bailey) we can’t call my brother…are you drunk?
(Miley) why yes….I do believe I am…HIIIIIYA
(Bailey) yea, you must be if you think I’m going to call Joe…what would I say? Oh hey Joe, Miles and I are drunk off our ass and we have no idea where we are…can you come get us? Your ideas are stupid…
(Miley) you’re stupid
(Bailey) Nu-Uh *looks around trying to figure out where they are*
(Miley) nice come back…very grown up….I still say we call Joe
(Bailey) *reads a sign* OH!!! I know where we are…I think….this way! *grabs Mileys sleeve and pulls her down the street to their right*
(Miley) tell me why we didn’t get a ride home….I forget
(Bailey) cause Ronnie was drinking…
(Miley) not that much…
(Bailey) too much to be driving…
(Miley) so…it’s ok for her to drive drunk…just not with us in the car…
(Bailey) she isn’t driving drunk…I have her keys
(Miley) *Busts up laughing* she is going to be so pissed
(Bailey) better than dead…. LOOK! *points to her house*
(Miley) *claps excitedly* YAY we are saved!!
(Bailey) okay... so when we get in you have to act sober… we gotta be cool
(Miley) I am cool… Freezing…Brrrr…. I need a blanket... or a coat… ooooo or hot cocoa
(Bailey) MILEY! Focus
(Miley) right sorry
(Bailey) so you have to be quiet...
(Miley) I can do that.... oooooo with tiny marshmallows
(Bailey) MILEY!
(Miley!) Sorry... I’m hungry
(Bailey) you’re impossible
(Miley) and you are acting a wee bit like the boring twin
(Bailey) just be cool and go straight to my room
(Miley) I got it…I’m good
*B and Miley walk in to find Joe, Nick, and Kevin sitting on the couch watching sports center*
(Kevin) Hey, how was the movie?
(Miley) I have to pee *makes a b-line upstairs toward B’s room*
(Bailey) movie was ok…we missed a bunch of it because fans kept swarming...going to bed
(Kevin) okie…night, love you
(Bailey) love you too *quickly makes her way upstairs Nick following close behind*
End Chapter Notes:
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