Chapter 78 Father and Son are safe
Generally speaking, there are three processes for giving birth. In the first stage, pregnant people will feel the pain of contractions gradually increasing. In the second stage, when the uterine mouth is fully opened, there will be a sharp pain that is better than death.
Xu Xishuang directly skipped the first process.
He trembled with pain all over, and his eyes were black and white. He felt as if someone was crushing his stomach with a steel fork. Dr. Xu next to him had been talking to him loudly to wake him up. Now he must not faint. He quickly found a soft cloth and stuffed it into his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue because of severe pain. Head.
The anesthetics began to take effect slowly, and Xu Xishuang's body pain was relieved a little. His whole body was numb, and his thinking slowed down. He really felt that he was going to die. He clasped Yan Yushan's arm tightly and said in a weak voice, "If I die..."
"You'll be fine." Yan Yushan interrupted him in a shaking voice, and he didn't know whether he was promising Xu Xishuang or persuading himself.
Looking at Xu Xishuang's pale and bloodless face, he was still muttering something "to explain the future". Yan Yushan's internal organs were in pain. He wanted Xu Xishuang to stop saying these unlucky words, but he was reluctant to say heavy words to Xu Xishuang. He gritted his teeth and threatened Xu Xishuang: "Xu Xishuang, hold on a little longer, if If you dare to give up, I will..."
"I'll make the browsing history and the small videos you have seen on your mobile phone public." Yan Yushan stared at Xu Xishuang's eyes. "I will let everyone know that you watched the video of the gecko wagging its tail more than 100 times one day."
Xu Xishuang was stunned.
Until he was pushed into the operating room, Xu Xishuang could not react. Yan Yushan actually threatened him with a small video!
But I have to say that Yan Yushan is really good at pinching some of Xishuang's soft ribs. Xu Xishuang loves face. He will not let others know his special preferences. If Yan Yushan really dares to publish the browsing records in his mobile phone on the Internet, even if Xu Xishuang really enters the coffin, he will jump up and beat Yan Yushan. Don.
Holding such a breath, Xu Xishuang held on without fainting in pain, but slowly lost his sobriety under the action of anesthetics. In the chaos, Xu Xishuang had a long dream, but this time he didn't see the original body again.
He returned to his original world.
Xu Xishuang also knew very well that he was dreaming this time. He floated around like a ghost, silently watching his body electrocuted in the bathroom being found by the hourly workers who came to clean, and then called the police and informed his family to restrain his body. Xu Xishuang thought it was good that he was wearing a bathrobe at that time, otherwise he would have been really ashamed.
The familiar time fast-forward appeared. Xu Xishuang watched his family prepare a funeral for him. The lawyer read out the inheritance notarization, and all his property was donated for charity. The news of his death spread to the Internet. Everyone deplored the death of a "national senior", but the memory of the Internet was very short, and the people who remembered him soon forgot about it and devoted themselves to a new life.
His family and friends gradually came out of their grief. His cousin went to college and had a good relationship with his new roommates. They shared their favorite novels with each other. In the bookshelf, my cousin found the book he had read to him at that time, that is, the one he wore.
Xu Xishuang saw it and floated behind his cousin. He wanted to have a look with him again. Then he heard his cousin exclaimed, "Damn it, this book is unfinished!"
"Damn it, the author ran away after marking the text was finished, and he didn't write any extras." My cousin turned to the last chapter in shock, "The author has something to say... [I'm sorry for the previous controversial plot. It's really inappropriate for me to arrange Xu Xishuang, an unnecessary cannon fodder role. I will repair the article and try my best to give everyone a good ending.], are you give it? Why are you running away?"
Xu Xishuang was also shocked. As soon as he wanted to float a little more to see if there was any follow-up, he felt a huge suction on his body, which sucked him out of the world and then returned to his body.
Xu Xishuang shook his eyelashes and slowly opened his eyes.
The light in the ward was bright, and Xu Xishuang's eyes were blurred, and the people around him appeared a blurred shadow, and then it gradually became clear.
Professor Fred, Dr. Xu, and Yan Yushan stood around his bed and stared at him nervously. Seeing him open his eyes, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Dr. Xu took off his mask and smiled relaxedly: "Congratulations, father and son are safe. The child is six catties. He is a big fat boy and very healthy."
Six catties and eight catties? Isn't it the eight catties in the book?
Xu Xishuang was stunned for a moment and laughed.
Xu Xishuang realized that he really broke the plot. He survived from the door of giving birth to a child, and the child he gave birth to was also different from the one in the book. From now on, he completely broke away from the identity of the child-giving tool in the book, and was no longer cannon fodder. The plot of the original book had nothing to do with him anymore.
That's great.
"Does the wound hurt?" Yan Yushan held Xu Xishuang's hand and looked at Xu Xishuang sadly and asked him.
Xu Xishuang answered truthfully, "A little bit."
"Just keep it for a few more days." Professor Fred said in fluent Chinese, "Oh, Xu, you are really a beautiful miracle. I am very honored and very lucky to see this miracle. Congratulations."
Xu Xishuang smiled at him and said, "Thank you, professor."
Professor Fred's main surgery is also a miracle. He achieved a success rate of only 10%, which saves Xu Xishuang's life and protects the newborn child. Every minute and every second of this operation, Professor Fred and Dr. Xu were racing against Death. Now they finally succeeded. Seeing that Xu Xishuang was safe, Professor Fred left the operating room tiredly and decided to have a good rest.
Before leaving, Dr. Xu turned to Xu Xishuang and said, "You can see your child in half an hour. If you don't understand anything, you can ask me, or ask the babysitter invited by Mr. Yan. Have a good rest."
After Dr. Xu left, Xu Xishuang remembered something and turned his head fiercely to settle accounts with Yan Yushan: "You actually want me to die!"
He must add one to the bucket list. After death, he must format his mobile phone and computer, and not a browser can be left!
"I'm sorry, baby." Yan Yushan lowered his head and kissed Xu Xishuang's forehead. "I was too scared at that time. I will never mention it again. Don't be angry."
Xu Xishuang didn't say anything. Yan Yushan wanted to laugh. He kissed again and continued to coax, "Baby, you're great. It's so hard to have a baby. You're so great. I love you so much."
Xu Xishuang was coaxed comfortably. He was so comfortable that he remembered another thing. He turned to Yan Yushan and said, "You must wear a condom when you do it with me in the future. Do you hear me? I don't want to do it again."
Xu Xishuang saw that Yan Yushan didn't answer for a moment. He thought he didn't want to. He was so angry that he withdrew his weak hand and didn't want Yan Yushan to hold it. Yan Yushan quickly held him and explained, "I wear it, I promise. But baby, Professor Fred and Dr. Xu told me that you won't get pregnant again.
When Yan Yushan heard the news, his first reaction was to rest assured how hard it was to get pregnant and how painful and dangerous it was to have a baby. He knew that he didn't want Xu Xishuang to experience such an experience again.
Hearing Yan Yushan's words, Xu Xishuang was also relieved a lot. He didn't want to suffer like having a child for the second time.
The two of them stayed in the ward for a while. Seeing that it was time, Yan Yushan went to the incubator to pick up the baby and showed it to Xu Xishuang.
The newborn babies are all red and wrinkled, wrinkled, and look like a little monkey. Xu Xishuang frowned with a little disgust. Yan Yushan remedied, "Dr. Xu said that his hair is very good, and he will definitely look better when he grows up."
Xu Xishuang poked the baby's face with his finger. He saw that he opened his toothless mouth and didn't cry. He looked a little pleasing to the eye. Yan Yushan's heart was soft. He looked at his mobile phone and said to Xu Xishuang, "You have no strength after giving birth to a baby now. My mother decided to come to see you in two weeks, so as not to disturb your rest. I sent them the baby's photo. My mother said that the child's eyes and mouth were like you, and I don't know how she saw it.
Anyway, Xu Xishuang and Yan Yushan didn't see how the baby looked like the two of them.
After putting the baby back in the incubator, Yan Yushan and Xu Xishuang discussed the baby's name.
They have discussed the name before. Yan Yushan wants the child to follow the surname Xu Xishuang, because he loves Xu Xishuang and knows that it is very hard for Xu Xishuang to have a child, but Xu Xishuang wants the child to follow the surname Yan Yushan, so that he can leave the task of taking care of the child to Yan Yushan. After all, the child follows the surname of Yan Yushan.
The final name is Yan Qingci. The nickname will be taken after the child grows up and has more unique behavioral characteristics.
In the following time, under the careful care of Yan Yushan and the maternity matron, Xu Xishuang easily and happily picked up the clothes that the baby could wear in the future on her mobile phone. Xu Xishuang wandered around the orange shopping software, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally bought a crotch trousers with a Corgi pattern with a tail.
But Xu Xishuang did not have time to relax, and he came to the first problem.
The babysitter carefully reminded: "Generally speaking, breast milk will be secreted one to two days after giving birth. We advocate breastfeeding. There are many nutrients and antibodies needed by newborns in breast milk..."
The babysitter took a quick look at Xu Xishuang, and then added, "Of course, the milk powder on the market can also be used now... I also have an APP here, in which there are many parenting experiences shared by seniors. New parents can also help each other. One of the sections is breast milk mutual assistance, and some milk production is more difficult. Mothers can ask for help in this section, and mothers with sufficient milk in the same city can send them extra breast milk to feed their babies.
Xu Xishuang blushed when she heard this, and she couldn't wait to bury herself with a quilt and pillow, but he had to listen.
After the babysitter left, Xu Xishuang took a look at Yan Yushan, who had just listened very seriously, and reached out and poked him: "What should I do?"
Yan Yushan turned his head and his eyes fell on Xu Xishuang's chest. Xu Xishuang subconsciously wanted to cover his chest, but he felt strange. He didn't move or move. He was embarrassed and continued to say, "Just find a way."
Yan Yushan's throat knot moved. He and Xu Xishuang looked at each other and pretended to be serious and said, "Let me check if you have...
Yan Yushan's expression and tone were very serious. Xu Xishuang was fooled for a moment. He thought that Yan Yushan was really seriously solving the problem. He nodded, agreed to Yan Yushan's request, watched Yan Yushan get up, and locked the door.
Xu Xishuang looked at Yan Yushan coming back to him and noticed that something was wrong. As soon as he wanted to open his mouth, Yan Yushan gagged his lips.
This was the first time that Xu Xishuang kissed after giving birth to the child. Yan Yushan kissed very fiercely and had a smell of the rest of his life. Xu Xishuang's hands and feet were softened by his kiss, and his brain was also confused, and he responded dizzy.
Yan Yushan opened his eyes and looked at Xu Xishuang's intoxicated look. His hand slid in. According to what the babysitter said, he rubbed his fingers around the tip.
The body seemed to be suddenly powered on. Xu Xishuang was stimulated and woke up. He arched his back and shrank back, but his back was firmly pressed by Yan Yushan's other hand to prevent him from escaping.
After Yan Yushan's "inspection", Xu Xishuang collapsed in Yan Yushan's arms and gasped, like a ripe shrimp, and his whole body turned red.
Xu Xishuang didn't gasp even, so he saw Yan Yushan raise his hand, put it on his lips and licked it, and then said seriously, "It's true not."
Xu Xishuang was stunned for a second.
He blushed until he was about to explode, and shouted angrily, "Yan Yushan!"
He will believe that Yan Yushan is a dog in the future!!
Yan Yushan was very handy with coaxing Xu Xishuang. He quickly lowered his head and kissed Xu Xishuang's side face, and then apologized and walked three steps: "I'm sorry, baby, I really want to check the milk for you. In the end, I couldn't help it."
Xu Xishuang stretched out his hand and pushed Yan Yushan's face away and said warily, "Why don't you promise not to do this in the future?"
Yan Yushan paused for a moment, and then sincerely replied, "Baby, your reaction just now is so cute. I'm not sure if I can't touch it in the future... I can't help touching it when I'm **, so I can't guarantee it."
Xu Xishuang: ...
Xu Xishuang was once again refreshed by the thickness of Yan Yushan's face. He suffocated and suffocated, and finally said, "Go and download the APP!"