The Lord of Hundred Ghosts who protects Dororo, the safe house for the two of them.
"My apartment-?!"
"Where did my motorcycle go? Ahhhh, my new hat smells like dog food!!!"
"Osamu Dazai--I am at odds with you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! !"
Shuanghei performed plastic love online.
Back in the apartment, Zhongyuan Zhong also had a broken heart. No matter how prepared he was, he couldn't bear the end of being mentally polluted by mackerel-flavored dog food. His apartment smelled like dog food!
I have said it ten thousand times, he is not Osamu Dazai's dog! But this bastard insisted on feeding him dog food!
Afterwards, upon receiving the news of Osamu Dazai's defection, Nakahara Chuya rolled up his sleeves, with a ferocious face, exuding an extremely terrifying blackened aura, and took over the task assigned by the leader. He found his lost locomotive with GPS positioning, turned over to start the locomotive, but stepped on it with both feet, and found that there was no gas!
The most embarrassing thing is that the locomotive has been graffitied with a line of words.
[The mount of the dark dwarf~. ]
Zhong Yuanzhong also saw it, and there were many blue veins on his forehead: "########!"
"I will kill him! Kill him!"
"This kind of traitor will go to hell, I will laugh Crush your bones, smash your head!"
Unable to start the car, Zhong Yuanzhong could only pick up the motorcycle and go back angrily.
A new urban legend... There is a "monster" boy who is covered in black and walks with a motorcycle on his head.
A few days passed.
There are people in black suits everywhere in Yokohama, and they are frantically looking for clues of Mr. Dazai.
Because they were reluctant to wrong themselves, Dazai Osamu and Hyakkimaru appeared in some places in Yokohama from time to time, either looking for delicious food or dating. The two seem to be living in their own world, no one else is allowed to intervene, and the atmosphere is full of sweetness, causing the people of the Port Mafia to search for people instead of asking "Have you ever seen a boy with bandages all over his body?" Did you see two teenagers holding hands on a date."
Passers-by asked: "What does it look like?" The
port mafia member said seriously: "It's very good-looking, both of them are beautiful boys who are one in a million."
As long as you don't look at Mr. Dazai's dark heart, in appearance , he and Hyakkimaru are both good-looking people, even if they mix in the crowd, they both have a distinctive temperament.
One of the most interesting things in the world in Japan recently is that Osamu Dazai, a quasi-cadre of the port mafia and one of the "double blacks", defected for love, and submitted a resignation report afterwards. The leader of the port mafia was furious and offered a reward for his arrest A quasi-cadre and student who has made great achievements but wants to retire from the club.
At the age of sixteen, it is indeed too early to retire from the society and live a life of marriage and retirement...
No, it is too early!
This makes a group of black bachelors feel embarrassed.
Dazai Osamu's ability to hide from surveillance is top-notch, and Hyakkimaru has a keen sense of surveillance, so that the two played in Yokohama for more than a week without the slightest sense of crisis of defecting. When Zhongyuan Zhongye caught the two angrily, he saw them queuing up to buy crepes, his eyes darkened with anger, and he yelled: "You two bastards! How dare you go shopping and dating in such a leisurely way!!!"
Hyakkimaru, who was scolded, was queuing up to pay for the crepes, and "looked" at him dumbfounded.
【Zhong also? ]
[Why did Zhong Ye call me an asshole? 】
Hyakkimaru admits that he has no working relationship with Hong Kong gangsters.
It's very simple, Osamu Dazai got him involved, and Nakahara was also blown up by Osamu Dazai.
Osamu Dazai holds the crepe that his lover spent his own money to buy for him, not to mention how sweet it is. He ate the ice cream on the crepe and liked the travel guide provided by Brandon Jesso.
"Chuya, you are so annoying. You have been chasing after us. Hyakkimaru and I wanted to take a good look around Yokohama, but your people ruined it." It seemed that he didn't see the mafia surrounding him, and the gravity manipulators of Hong Kong gangsters. , Dazai Osamu said lightly, "You guys can't catch me."
Nakahara Nakaya heard it, and suddenly thought of Dazai Osamu who was so busy some time ago that he didn't have time to accompany Hyakkimaru at all. I understand three points. In fact, he also had a premonition that Osamu Dazai would leave Gang Hei sooner or later, because Hyakkimaru hates villains, and the two had to make a choice if they wanted to be together for a long time. I have found my home.
and many more.
This has nothing to do with you stuffing him with dog food!
Nakahara Chuya said with a dark face: "Osamu Dazai, do you know what order the boss gave?"
The crowd in front of the mobile crepe stall fled in all directions, leaving an open space, and the crepe boss standing in the stall was about to Crying out, wanting to run away, but also reluctant to part with my booth
Dazai Osamu was wearing a sand-colored windbreaker, holding a crepe in one hand, and a Hyakkimaru in the other. His kite-colored eyes were smiling, radiant, and seemingly bottomless. Even though the bandage was removed from his face and there was no hemostatic gauze that often appeared, this person was still Osamu Dazai, a quasi-gang black cadre standing in the sun and exuding malice.
"It's nothing more than offering a reward to me, hunting me down, and then taking me back and continuing to work for him."
Osamu Dazai took another bite of the ice cream, feeling his mouth was cold.
It is winter now.
He gave Hyakkimaru, and Hyakkimaru is not afraid of cold and heat, so he helped him get rid of the crepes, and left the hot omelets for Dororo to share. The two of them eat a crepe, as close as they want close.
The corners of the port mafia members' eyes twitched, admiring the calmness of Mr. Dazai and Mr. Hyakkimaru.
Never forget to show your love.
"Although it's unpleasant as you wish, but-" Zhong Yuanzhong also unexpectedly raised a wild smile, pinched his fingers, and creaked, "Boss allows me to beat you until you can breathe."
Osamu Dazai froze, and quickly hid behind Hyakkimaru, not wanting to be beaten.
"Hyakkimaru, this man is going to hit me."
"..."
"He is no longer the Chuya who used to help the old lady guide the way, he is a villain! A super villain!"
"..."×2.
"It's cold after eating ice cream, let's go back and sleep on the kotatsu~."
"..." Hong Kong and Hei fell silent.
This is Mr. Dazai who is so vicious, he is clearly a "girlfriend" who is acting like a baby with his boyfriend.
Shameless for this kind of sake, as expected...Mr. Dazai.
Hyakkimaru showed his boyfriend's power without hesitation, holding his hand on the hilt of the sword, not being deceived by Dororo's words, and apologized to the "victim" Nakahara Chuya: "I'm sorry, Chuya, I can't let you hit him."
[ Chuya, who was covered in red light, still had a gray flame of life, much more kind than Dororo.... ]
[It can be seen that Dororo is worse. 】
"Hakkimaru, why do you allow this person to do evil? Don't you hate villains? Get rid of this mackerel, I helped you find a new boyfriend, don't pick up mackerel in the trash can!"
Nakahara Nakazawa In anger, he began to speak indiscriminately, deeply irritated.
He doesn't want to play a hundred ghost pills!
What he wants to hit is Osamu Dazai behind Hyakkimaru!
Hyakkimaru was in a dilemma for a while, it turned out that from Chuya's point of view, was he the boyfriend he found in the trash can?
[Dororo, reflect on yourself, if Chuya said so, you can forget it, why do other people feel the same way, how bad is your reputation in the port mafia...]
Osamu Dazai said: "Chuya, you broke the contract Already!"
Nakahara Chuya looked disdainful, "I just broke the contract, mackerel, mackerel! Rubbish mackerel! As a traitor, you have the ability to stand up and beat me!"
Osamu Dazai was heartbroken: "Slugs also learn to provoke It's over." Immediately, like a face-changing actor, he instantly showed an indifferent expression that made the port mafia members fear from the bottom of their hearts, "Hyakkimaru, don't worry about friendship, this guy is under the order of Mr. Mori, if you don't fight him back, Mr. Mori will keep sending people to hunt us down."
The future of him and Hyakkimaru will no longer belong to the port mafia since they escaped.
[For happiness. 】
【Mr. Sen can't catch Dororo. ]
[I'm going back to sleep with Dororo on the kotatsu, celebrate the New Year together, and watch the Red and White Song Concert. 】
Hyakkimaru faced the cold-faced Nakahara Chuya, and put aside his selfishness.
Between the two, there is a clear stand, it has nothing to do with good or evil, good or bad, even friends have to fight!
This is - the third battle with the Huangba spit host!
People who eat melons: Osamu Dazai.
Watchmen: The Black Lizard Squad of the Port Mafia.
Hirotsu Yanagi, who is the centurion leader, looked helpless, and made a gesture to block the entrance and exit, while surrounding Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai, to give the two people enough range to fight.
Guangjin Liulang felt that this scene was very familiar, as if it happened once before.
Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Mr. Hirotsu, it was the same when Bailan Jesso was captured."
Liulang Guangzu remembered.
"Unfortunately, this time you no longer obey my orders." Osamu Dazai disturbed the hearts of the Black Lizard team with words, and teased the former subordinates, "I think you are also clear about the fate of being my enemy. Zhong also gave you confidence, yes... Shuanghei became famous during the Longtou War, and his reputation has not passed away."
Cold sweat broke out on Guangjin Liulang's forehead, and he said cautiously and respectfully: "Mr. Dazai, Boss invites you to go back."
Osamu Dazai willfully said: "If you don't go back, let him play with lolita."
Guangjin Liulang said in his heart: 【This question cannot be accepted. 】
It is well known that the head of the port mafia is a lolicon, but they have to keep it secret.
"It's better to send anyone than Zhong, your plan is doomed to fail."
Osamu Dazai put one hand in the pocket of the windbreaker, dressed in warm colors, covering him with a layer of false tenderness, only when he looked at Hyakkimaru , There was a slight temperature in the eyes. Guangjin Liulang didn't dare to underestimate any of his words, and he had to report them to the leader when he returned.
Guangjin Liulang, who had gray hair and was wearing a monocle, suddenly froze.
Because the other party said firmly--
"Chuya's winning rate against Hyakkimaru is zero."
In game terms, the faction is suppressed, and Hyakkimaru has its own buff against the demon god.
What's more.
The slug didn't dare to say "dirty", tsk tsk, otherwise it would be called shameless if it was saved by itself.
Mr. Mori looked down on Hyakkimaru far more than he imagined, which is not surprising. Mr. Lantang died in a beating, and Bai Qilin and the demon's strength did not show much. People in the secret service department know more about the truth. Ninety-nine percent of the people in this world who have witnessed the combat effectiveness of Hyakkimaru are ashamed.
【It's really scary, Hyakkimaru. ]
[A seemingly aboveboard action, there is always a hidden luck to help you avoid trouble. 】
[The person who came here by destiny and was blessed by the gods, will...will return to the sky in the future? ]
[Well, that is a very distant thing...]
Osamu Dazai, who has always been associated with God, looked at everyone he met in his life with a smile, and maybe inadvertently, a god-sama passed by , adding to the dangerousness of the world.
A one-on-one copy, brushing the Central Plains is also completed (1/1).
In the afternoon, in the office of the head of the port mafia, Nakahara Chuya disheartened and reported that he had lost, shattering Mori Ogai's glimmer of hope. Oni-kun how many times?"
Nakahara Nakahara said: "Three times."
Mori Ogai raised his forehead: "Why are you telling me such an important thing now."
Nakahara Nakahara lowered his head dejectedly, Boss, the first two times The loss was due to various accidents and human factors. It's not that he was weak when he broke out with all his strength. Besides... who would publicize his defeat record.
"Boss, Hyakkimaru is very strong. I can't find anyone with better swordsmanship and body skills than Hyakkimaru."
That's a different kind of "pervert".
And the other party was picked up by Osamu Dazai with a more "perverted" mind.
Which pot goes with which lid (x).
In the safe house.
When the new year comes, there are two teenagers in the warm kotatsu, Hyakkimaru uses the remote control to change the channel, and the red and white song will begin. Osamu Dazai heard the singing on the TV, flipped through the magazine, leaned against the Hyakkimaru, and was extraordinarily lazy. The Supernatural Secret Service Division asked him to lurk for about half a year, and was cleaning his files.
"Dororo can also sing and become a star."
Hyakkimaru poked Osamu Dazai on the cheek, Osamu Dazai has the attributes of a singer.
Osamu Dazai did not have such confidence: "The singing is so-so."
Hyakkimaru said: "Dororo, you are not allowed to underestimate yourself." He moved Dororo's eyes from reading the magazine to himself, his eyes were blocked, so he did not see some harmonious content in the magazine.
"My Dororo is the most powerful. Even if he becomes a star, he will be the star of all eyes!"
"Pfft-"
"Don't laugh, I'm right."
Hyakkimaru was a little anxious under his laughter, Osamu Dazai went to push away the bangs that covered Hyakkimaru's eyebrows and eyes, and traced the outline of the eyes under the bandage with his fingers, "Are you hoping that I will become a star?
" up.
Dororo doesn't like being watched every move.
he said softly.
"As long as Dororo is not a bad person, I support you to do anything, but one thing is very important, I hope Dororo's future is chosen by myself, and I don't need to feel lonely in the crowd."
Hyakkimaru said in the song describing love, To kiss Osamu Dazai on the cheek.
"Happy New Year."
From now on, I will spend every year with you.
In the world of the mind's eye, other flames are embellishments, only this flame is the person I want to protect for the rest of my life, and I can never make Dororo sad.
He passed his heart to Dororo, and his Dororo looked at him, the gloomy gaze dissipated, and gradually became clear, with a trace of childlike purity, following the tenderness he gave, he drilled out of the world of protecting himself . Maybe it was a moment, maybe it was an instant, the people around Hyakkimaru wept silently under the happiness they dreamed of.
Osamu Dazai received the best New Year's gift.
--Love.
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[Small Theater]
Osamu Dazai: How much does Hyakkimaru love me?
Hyakkimaru: I will use all my strength to pull you to live together.
Osamu Dazai: How long will you live?
Hyakkimaru: Live to die!
Osamu Dazai: ...If Hyakkimaru didn't say that, it would be a curse in my opinion.
Hyakkimaru: Long live a hundred years, huh!
Osamu Dazai: Good job.
Chief Zai: ...
Dazai Osamu: Hand over your little dirty book! ! ! Know peeping every day!
Chief Jae: That's all I have left for fun T_T.
Osamu Dazai: Are you not afraid of kidney deficiency?
Chief Zai: I lost a long time ago...
Dazai Zhi:? ? ?
Leader Zai: You heard it wrong, I mean I must be better than you! You are too bad at drawing orthographic characters!
Osamu Dazai (contemptuous): At least I can draw it.