"Love, Hyuckie" Haechan mumbled outloud as he signed his name on the last diary entry for today.
He skimmed through a few parts, noticing a few spelling mistakes, but lucky for him, he used a pen.
"Hey" Haechan turned to his sloth stuffed animal.
"Is it weird to be writing fanfiction about me and my friends?"
"You didn't say anything so I'll take that as a yes" Hyuck sighed, putting his diary in it's usual hiding place.
Walking out into the livingroom, he heard loud voices surrounding his front door.
"Oh lord they're here already" Haechan muttered.
He walked over to the door, opening it and letting his friends flood in.
"Sup nerd"
"Hi Jisung"
"ARE YOU BITCHES READY TO PARTAY?!"
"Shush, the whole block can hear you"
"What are you guys doing here anyways? I thought you had plans"
"You didn't think we would let you spend Valentine's day alone, would you?"
Hyuck sighed "Of course not"
"I already ordered some pizzas"
"Of course you did"
...
Soon after the pizza arrived, someone had the great idea to build a pillow fort.
"Mark, go get more pillows from my bedroom"
"On it" Mark walked into Hyuck's bedroom, grabbing as many pillows as he could, revealing Hyuck's diary's secret hiding spot.
"Hmm, what ever could this be? Certainly not Hyuckie's personal diary"
Mark pushed it off the bed.
"Oops, it opened, guess I have no choice but to read it"
Mark didn't even get two sentences before he realized. Hyuck's been writing fanfiction of them.
"Hey, Chenle, can you come help me?" Mark called, receiving a small yes and soft footsteps coming to Hyuck's room.
"I thought you said you needed help- Hey wait a sec, Isn't that Hyuckie's diary?"
"Shh, yes, but don't let him know I found it"
"Why? Is there something bad in it?"
"Check for yourself"
Chenle read a paragraph or two before dropping the book back onto the bed.
"Okay, I've gotta hand it to him, his writing skills are really good"
"That's not the point- He wrote fanfiction, about us"
"Ohh, I wondered why that Chenle dude sounded so familiar"
Mark rolled his eyes "Dimwit"
"We should show the others"
"Okay, go take care of Hyuck"
"On it"
...
After locking Haechan in the bathroom, the six boys crowded around Hyuck's diary like it was some kind of lost treasure.
"What's so interesting about it? It's just a diary"
"Look inside"
Jisung flipped a page and was blinded by the disgustingly bright pink pen ink that Haechan had used to write in.
"Jesus, didn't he have any other colors?"
"Ignore that, look what he wrote"
The boys each read their own chapter, feeling kinda weird knowing that Donghyuck wrote this.
"Does he seriously feel that way about us?"
"I don't know, let's ask him" Chenle unlocked the door, letting Haechan hit the floor face first.
"What is wro- is that my diary?"
"Um, no?"
"How could you? That was my personal diary, it had all my secrets in it!"
"Okay, but you see what had happened was, it accidentally got knocked into the floor-"
"By a flying taco! And then we had to beat the taco senseless"
"And that's why you shouldn't ask why there's taco fillings on your floor"
"But then we accidentally read all of it"
"How do you "accidentally" read someone's deepest and darkest secrets?!"
"Okay, it all started with a seagull and a bread roll-"
"UGH! I'm so done with you guys" Haechan snatched his diary out of Mark's hands and stormed off to his room.
"We gotta apologize"
...
"Hey, hyuckie?" Jeno walked into the room, shutting the door quietly behind him.
"Go away" He mumbled, his face pressed to a pillow.
"Hyuckie please, we just wanna say sorry" Jaemin came in behind Jeno, holding a box of freshly baked cookies.
"No, you lost my trust"
"But we made- er, bought you cookies" Renjun peeked his head in the doorway.
Haechan lifted his head up slightly.
"What kind of cookies?"
"It's assorted"
"Is there a white chocolate one?"
"Yeah"
"Leave em on the desk"
"Okay, but we'll come back later"
"Mhm"
The three left shortly after, leaving Hyuck alone once again.
"Hyuckie?" Mark called from the doorway.
"What do you want?"
"I wanna say sorry"
"Sure you do"
"Hyuckie, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to read it, but do you really feel that way about us?"
"I don't know, do I?"
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking"
"I'm not sure anymore"
Mark sat down next to Haechan, rubbing his back.
"You gotta come back to-a-papa" Mark pleaded in an extremely bad Italian accent.
"Hand me one of those cookies"
Mark handed Haechan a random cookie from the pile.
"Thanks" Haechan flipped himself over, taking a bite of the slightly hardened cookie.
"Will you forgive us?"
"Fine whatever"
"Thanks Hyuckie, love you"
"Love you too" Haechan mocked, jokingly puckering his lips at Mark.
Mark leaned down and pecked them, leaving Donghyuck frozen in shock.
"Uh, Hyuckie?" Mark waved a hand in front of Haechan's bright pink face, recieving no answer, he walked into the livingroom.
"Guys, Haechan is malfunctioning"
"What did you do?"
"I kissed him-"
"You kissed him?!"
"Relax it was only a peck"
"Do you know how many parallel universes you just destroyed?"
"No?"
"Well me neither"
"I'm gonna go steal the rest of the cookies"
"Wai- and he's off"
"At least he told us beforehand"
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well
that's it for the valentines special
don't enjoy your day
i want you to suffer