aurora rising one shots, volume one.

Sho r ts

Fin: *nudges Scar awake at 2:37am*
Do you like me?

Scar: I married you

Fin: yea but like, did you marry me as a friend or as my wife?

Scar: both, dumbass

Auri, at 4am: Kal did Pluto become a planet again?

Kal: ...no?

Auri: *goes m e n t a l*

*continuation of the last shorts*

Auri: Pluto is a planet

Ty: no it's not

Scar: yes it is

Cat: no it's not

Zila: I mean-

Auri: PLUTO IS A MOTHERHUGGING PLANET SHUT THE HECK UP YOU FRICKERS

Fin: so, are you a top or a bottom?

Kal: I'm a threat

Auri, through a mouthful of Just Like Real Tacos!: he's a bottom

professor: so what did you do for you history assignment?

Kal: *drags in Auri*

Cat: uuuuuughhhhh I'll never find love

Scar, sipping on a Frappuccino and texting boyfriend #76: sucks for you

Kal: I've forgotten a word and usually Aurora helps me but I cANT-

Some poor unbroken paladin: may I assist you?

Kal: Y'know the little Terran sea bug with the pincer hands and it changes homes a lot?????

Paladin: do you mean a hermit crab?

Kal: thATS THE BITCH