aurora rising one shots, volume one.

Shorts P.1

Yes I know I haven't been doing much one shots but I PROMISE next chapter will be one.
Everything's different in this one

Ty: No fear
Fin: Kal in short shorts
Ty: One fear

Auri: *walks in on Scar and Fin kissing*
Auri: "hello, yes can I get a quick order of bleach and holy water?"

Ty and Cat: *are fighting at Bianchis*
Auri: mmm tEA

The squad: *is about to do something dangerous*
Fin: And may the odds be ever in your favour

Scar: *does literally anything*
Fin: godDAMN THATS HOT

Kal: I see no god up here
*looks at Auri*
other than HER

Zila 99999% of the time: what did I do to deserve being with these crackheads

Auri: *is about to get kidnapped*
Auri: hol up a sec I gotta ask if it's okay with Kal.
Auri: He said no. Your all screwed

Auri: *breathes*
Cat: nO

Everyone: Cat NO
Cat: CAT YES

Auri's excuse for when she can't eat something: I HAVENT HAD IT IN TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY YEARS

*A Harry Potter documentary comes on*
*distant screaming*
crash BANG
*footsteps*
*thuds*
CRASH B A N G CRASH
Auri: I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

Auri: *is drunk*
Auri: Kal the crackhead Karen
Auri: *giggling*