Marvel Oneshots

Avengers Coronavirus Quarantine

What are the Avengers doing during quarantine?

Peter's POV

"I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bor-" I said.

"Cut it out! Just work on your web shooters or make a robot dog." Mr. Stark said.

"I'll make a robot dog." I said.

Wanda's POV

"Whatcha doin!" Pietro asked. I was on my phone

"Go away." I said.

"I don't think so." He said.

"Go away." I said and he super sped behind me and looked at my phone.

"Who's that?" He asked. I was looking at Lin-Manuel Miranda's twitter account. I like his works and sometimes he posts himself singing songs.

"Lin-Manuel Miranda. He wrote In The Heights and Hamilton. Played Jack in Mary Poppins Returns. And sometimes he posts himself playing the piano and singing songs and I'm seeing if there have been any posted." I said.

"Meh. Musicals are stupid and so is Mary Poppins." He said. I used my magic to lift him in the air.

"Say. That. Again." I dared.

"Musicals are stupid." He said. I threw him out the window of the Avengers Tower.

"Friday, activate Pietro is stupid protocol." I said.

Vision's POV

I was reading a book in my room and I saw Pietro falling and an Iron Man suit going after him. He must've annoyed Wanda again.

Thor's POV

I was eating poptarts and watching T.V. when Pietro in an Iron Man suit crashed through the window.

"Did you annoy Wanda again?" I asked.

"Yeah." He said.

"Poptart?" I offered.

"Yeah, thanks." He said. He grabbed a poptart and watched Friends with me.

Bucky's POV

I was making a plum pie. It was going well but my tall idiot boyfriend put the flour on top shelf. I jumped to get it and I just missed. I jumped again but the flour fell on me.

I was covered in the white dust. I went to wash my hands but my metal arm accidentally broke the neck of the sink thing off. Water splashed all over me. I walked to get a towel but I slipped.

"STEVIE!!! HELP ME PLEEEEEESEEEE." I shouted. Steve ran in and saw my mess.

"What the heck happened here!" He shouted. I explained what happened and he helped me up and we cleaned up the mess together.

"You know, if you think about it, this is your fault." I said.

"What!"

"You put the flour on the top shelf after you made matzah for Pietro and Wanda." I said.

"You were the one who could have just used a step stool." Steve said.

"Yeah yeah yeah." I grumbled.

Sam's POV

"STEVIE!!! HELP ME PLEEEEEESEEEE." I heard Bucky shout. I heard footsteps running toward his voice.

"What the heck happened here!!!" Steve shouted. Yeah. I'm not getting mixed up in that drama.

Steve's POV

The pie was done and we were eating it. It was delicious. Only Bucky can make pies this good. I don't know how he does it. Soon we were down to the last slice.

Pietro's POV

I smelled pie and I waited until the end of my friends episode. I sped into the kitchen and saw the last slice.

But so did Bucky and Steve. *insert dun dun duuun*

They reached for it but I used my speed to take it and I ran to my room and ate it. I love Bucky's pies.

Clint's POV

I was working on some glitter, slime, flour, maple syrup, and freezing water bombs. I need a puzzle piece or something to trigger one of my traps. I saw Nat and Bruce working on a puzzle. The were far from done. I took one piece. They won't miss it.

I walked down to Peter and Tony's lab. No one was there. I threw a bomb at his finished pet dog and one at and Iron Man suit.

Tony's POV

Peter and I finished lunch and we went down to our lab.

"That the frickety frackity frack!" Peter shouted. His pet robot dog was covered in glitter with glitter on the floor spelling Clint. I laughed.

"He got you good!" I said.

"Laugh all you want. Look at your suit." Peter said. I looked at my new suit and it was covered in pink glitter.

"Oh come on! I'm gonna get pay back!" I said. I locked the vents.

"Come on Tony! I'm in here!" I heard Clint say from above us.

"Nope! Not until you guess the password to my labs in France." I said.

Natasha's POV

Bruce and I were working on a puzzle. It was peaceful and we were just chatting. We worked really quickly and we had one piece left. We couldn't find it.

"Where did it go!" I said in exasperation. I looked under the table for the fourth time.

"I don't know!" Bruce said. He started to turn into the hulk.

Bruce's POV

I was so mad! We had one piece to go! Just one! I started to hulk out.

Hulk's POV

Hulk bored.