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Clints Hearing Aids

This is MCU except Clint has hearing aids like the comics. Italics mean sign language. This is Clintasha. (Sorry this is really short) and there are medical inaccuracies but whenever its for the story.

Clint's POV

I got up this morning like a regular day. I stood up and stretched until I felt something crack under my feet. I looked down and saw my hearing aids.

"Crap." I mouthed. I walked down to the kitchen and saw Tony and Steve there. Tony's mouth was blabbing and it was too early in the morning for me to bother reading his lips.

"I stepped on my hearing aids." I signed.

"Sorry bud. I'll go with you to get them fixed." Steve signed back. Nat came in the room and I kissed my lovely wife.

"Hey Clint." She signed.

"How did you know to sign today?" I asked.

"You didn't clean up your broken hearing aids." Nat said and I slapped my head with my palm. Today was not my day.

"Sorry." I signed.

"It's alright. I'll join you and Steve at the doctors. I have some news for you and I want it to be the first thing you hear." Nat signed. I got excited and finished my coffee and then got ready.

"Ready!" I signed excitedly.

"God your a child." Nat signed and I laughed.

"Hey guys, change of plans. Bucky twisted his arm and need my help. I'll see you when you get back." Steve signed and walked down the hallway. Nat took the wheel of the car because she claims I'm a terrible driver.

"Why can you just tell me with sign?" I begged.

"No signing while driving." Nat signed back quickly and I let out a sigh. We got to the doctors office and they took me in immediately. The doctor was talking a bunch and I help up my hand.

"Dude, I'm deaf and your talking to me." I signed and Nat translated. The doctor laughed and handed me a new pair of hearing aids.

"Finally! Now Nat, tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me."

"I won't tell you if you don't shut up." Nat threatened.

"Alright."

"So, about three months ago I found a place that could de-sterilize people. I went in and, remember a couple week ago? Clint, we're gonna have a kid." Nat said. I got up and hugged and kissed her. I looked down at her stomach. There was a mini agent in there.

"I'm gonna be a dad." I said with tears in my eyes. Nat nodded and I kissed her.