Tony: Whats Thor's names for all of us
Thor: What do you mean?
Loki : do not quote Justin Bieber song
Loki: What was the first thing on the list of how to not get killed on Midgard
Thor: Do not quote Justin Bieber songs
Loki: good boy
Loki: here's a Poptart
Thor: YAY
Nat: Thor What is my full name
Thor: NATASHA SCARY LADY ROMANOFF QUEEN OF SPIDERS MENTOR TO PETER PARKER SON OF ANTHONY EDWARD STARK AND STEVE ROGERS MAN OF SPIDERS LORD OF MEMES GATE KEEPER OF ALL VINES THE SAVIOR OF POP TARTS AND GENIUS OF NEW MIDGARDIAN TECHNOLOGY AND ROBOTICS AND MATH BECAUSE MATH SHOULD COUNT BECAUSE MIDGARDIAN MATH IS STUPID AND WEIRD AND DUCHESS OF DEATH
Tony: Ohhh! What mine!
Thor: TONY ROGERS-STARK PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST IN LOVE WITH STEVE ROGERS-STARK FATHER TO PETER PARKER SON OF ANTHONY EDWARD STARK AND STEVE ROGERS MAN OF SPIDERS LORD OF MEMES GATE KEEPER OF ALL VINES THE SAVIOR OF POP TARTS AND GENIUS OF NEW MIDGARDIAN TECHNOLOGY AND ROBOTICS AND MATH BECAUSE MATH SHOULD COUNT BECAUSE MIDGARDIAN MATH IS STUPID AND WEIRD AND IN A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH MORALS CALL STONY
Steve: Please do mine!
Thor: STEVE ROGERS-STARK SAVIOR OF AMERICA LOVE TO TONY ROGERS-STARK FATHER OF PETER PARKER SON OF ANTHONY EDWARD STARK AND STEVE ROGERS MAN OF SPIDERS LORD OF MEMES GATE KEEPER OF ALL VINES THE SAVIOR OF POP TARTS AND GENIUS OF NEW MIDGARDIAN TECHNOLOGY AND ROBOTICS AND MATH BECAUSE MATH SHOULD COUNT BECAUSE MIDGARDIAN MATH IS STUPID AND WEIRD AND IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT THE MORTALS CALL STONY AND HE DOES NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU SWEAR
Clint: Wth is going on
Spidey: I'm just going with it
Clint: yeah but what's going on
Spidey: Oh! Thor is telling everyone there full names
Clint: Oh god of thunder please do me!
Thor: Okay!
Thor: I'm loving the attention
Loki: Shut up
Thor: never!
Thor: CLINT BARTON MARRIED TO LOVLY WIFE WHO I DO NOT KNOW HER NAME SADLY FATHER OF FOUR OR FIVE CHILDREN I FORGET MAN OF ARROW SCARY GUY AND I FEEL LIKE A GOOD MIDDLE NAME FOR YOU WOULD BE WILSON I DON'T KNOW WHY LORD OF BOWS AND SAVIOR OF YOUNG CHILD
Clint: Thank you!
Wanda: Please do me and P!
Thor: WANDA MAXIMOFF DO NOT GET HER ANGRY QUEEN OF TELEKINESIS LORD OF MIND READING OTHER SCARY LADY LOVER TO VISION THE BLASTING KIND ROBOT NOT THE ONE THAT WE TRIED TO KILL THAT WAS JUST A NOTE TO SELF AND SHE IS THE SISTER TO PIETRO
Thor: PIETRO MAXIMOFF SPEEDY GONZALEZ SAVIOR OF CLINT AND YOUNG CHILD BROTHER TO WANDA
Pie: Why is mine so short!
Thor: you almost died and while you were recovering you sister did much more
Pie: fair enough
Pie: speaking of can I go on a mission!
Tony: No
Steve: No
Bruce: no oh btw can you plz do mine
Thor: no
Wanda: no
Spidey: no
Clint: No
Nat: No
Loki: YES
Wanda: 🤬
Steve: Language
Thor: DR. BRUCE BANNER WITH SEVEN PHDS AND HE IS SUPER SMART SO SMART THAT HE COULD PROBABLY KILL ME A GOD BUT HE IS ALSO THE HULK WHO IS VERY STRONG AND HAS SAVED MANY PEOPLE BUT DESTROYED MANY CARS AND HAS SECRET IS THAT HE IS ALWAYS ANGRY AND TONY REFERS TO HIM AS GREEN ANGRY RAGE MONSTER BUT ONCE TONY MISSPELLED MONSTER AS MOSTER AND TONY WAS SAD AND DR. BANNER WORKED WITH GAMMA RAYS
Loki: do I dare ask for my turn
Thor: you do
Thor: LOKI KINDA ODINSON HE IS THE BROTHER OF THOR THE GREAT GOD OF THUNDER AND LIGHTING AND SAVIOR OF ALL HUMANS AND AVENGERS HE ONCE KNEW I LIKED SNAKES SO HE DISGUISED HIMSELF AS A SNAKE AND I PICKED UP THE SNAKE THINKING OH COOL A SNAKE AND THEN HE TURNED INTO HIMSELF AGAIN AND STABBED ME HE IS THE GOD OF MISCHIEF AND TERROR AND TRICKERY AND HE ONCE KILLED 80 PEOPLE IN TWO DAYS AND NATASHA BROUGHT THAT UP AFTER I DEFENDED HIM AND THEN I BROUGHT IT UP THAT HE WAS ADOPTED AND HE IS SOMETIMES GOOD BUT SOMETIMES HE IS EVIL BUT EITHER WAY HE MY BROTHER I LIKE HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LIKE OUT GET HELP PLAN BUT HE STILL HATES IT FOR SOME REASON THAT I DO NOT KNOW AND HE IS NOT THE BEST BROTHER OR SON BUT I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE IS MY BROTHER AND I KNOW THAT IS SAPPY BUT I DO NOT CARE
Loki: I regret that
Nat: wow
Clint: yikes
Tony: Okay that was fun
Steve: who wants sharwarma
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Marvel Oneshots
FanfictionMy slight and low key (or Loki) Marvel obsession has slightly over flowed. Update: Yeah, the fandom is strong in me and it has over flowed a little more than expected. The earlier stories are not as good as my later ones because my grammar, spellin...
