Avengers GC #2

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⚠️Light sweating (only once)⚠️

Spidey: Thor why did you have to make that mark on the grass

Thor: Because Heimdall called me.

Tony: Thor is not using all caps! The world has ended

Steve: Even I must agree that's funny

Thor: Loki is teaching me the ways of a "phone"

Loki: It's taking a bit

Bruce: Shut up! I'm working on a miniature miniature replacement arc reactor that can emit a ray that can be used for morse code!

Thor: NORSE CODE!!!!!

Spidey: No.... Morse Code it is the dots and dashes code also

Spidey: ....  ..       ...   ---   ...

Thor: What does that say!

Spidey: Hi 👋

Thor: coooool

Loki: You forgot the SOS part

Spidey: Oh come on!

Tony: Petra Bengumjn Patre Lark! Do your homework

Spidey: I will when you can spell my name correctly. It's easy and pronounce it

Tony: Liter Banji Farter Larker?

Spidey: You think my last name was Farter

Thor: I know a man by the name Farter

Thor: He's the drunk of Asgard!

Tony: Antony Edward Rogers-Stark

Spidey: That's you!

Bruce: it seems Tony has a slight concussion and is this concussed

Thor: The science man does not make sense!

Spidey: Dad hit his head so he will be stupid for a bit

Thor: :;()O $10000000000000000000000000000

Spidey: WTH

Steve: LANGUAGE

Spidey: That means what the heck

Bucky: He is much less adaptable to modern culture

Spidey: Ya think

Loki: Should I invite him to Thor's human lessons?

Spidey: YES

Bucky:Yerp

Nat: YES

Bruce: YES

Magic Gurl: YES

Speedo: YES

Thor: YES

Clint: YES

Tony: YES

Steve: You betrayed me!

Tony: Sorry love ❤️

Steve: aww I can't stay made at you 💗💗💗

Tony: Awww I luv you 3

Steve: awww you love me more than 2 ❤️❤️❤️

Tony: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND 333333333333

Peter: I love my Dads 3,000

Tony: Bruce says I'm concussed!

Nat: And thats good why....

Tony: I'm concussed!

Bruce: he's concussed I just need to give him some meds and he will take a nap and wake up better

Thor: Finally Science Man is making sense

Peter: IS THE ELEVATOR WORTHY OF LIFTING MJOLNIR

Steve: not this again

Peter: But Pops! It's fun

Nat: depends if an elevator is worthy

Peter: When are we going to test this

Thor: Young Rogers-Stark we shall head to the elevator

Steve: Peter be careful and bring your web shooters with you

Read

Steve: Peter respond.

Read

Steve: PETER BENJAMIN PARK ROGERS-STARK YOU LISTEN TO ME

Delivered

Steve: Dammit

Magic Gurl: STEVE SAID A SWEAR WORD

Speedo: You kiss your mother with that mouth

Nat: Did you just quote old French pirate guy?

Fury has enter the chat

Fury: excuse me

Fury has left the chat

Speedo: Yes

Speedo: Yes I did

Thor: THE ELEVATOR IS NOT WORTH!

Thor: YOUNG ROGERS-STARK SAVED ME AND I AM LITERALLY HANGING BY A TREAD

Thor: I CAN NOT SEE THE YOUNGLING!

Peter: Hey Gus my arms may be broken

Wanda: How are you texting I'm coming

Peter: speak to text

Nat: Okay

Bruce: I'm ready to help

Wanda: I'm floating down

Peter: thank you very much onesie

Wanda: onesie?

Peter: wonder

Peter: Wilson's

Peter: wattchusett

Peter: Worcester

Peter: Wand a

Peter: Wand with no space a

Peter: sgaoagqpwvwoavaoahwpqbqoqvwias

Wanda: I GET IT!

Peter: just save me and stop hovering there 🥺

Wanda: Fine 🙄

Tony: I'm back after my speedy recovery

Speedo: why do I feel like that was a jab at me

Tony: HOLY CRAP PETER WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED YOU ARE SO GROUNDED BUT THEN AGAIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH THOR AGAIN

Steve: Hon, Calm down

Tony: Fine

Bruce: I'm taking care of Peter now and you can visit him in 20 minutes

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