Camila: Guys... I need some help.
Dinah: What did ya do now?
Ally: Camila, I love you, but you're a fucking idiot.
Dinah: *gasp* Ally you just swore!
Ally: No shit.
Camila: Hey shut up! I need help here!
Ally: What's going on?
Camila: I got my hair stuck...
Camila: In a... blender. I was making a banana smoothie.
Ally: So you decided to stick your head in it?
Camila: It was an accident!
Ally: Well, stick your head in a little more and turn it back on!
Dinah: Ally! What has gotten into you!?
Ally: Nothing! That's my problem.
Dinah: Oooooh, Ally needs to get laiddddd.
Camila: Hey! I don't really care about Ally's sex life right now! I'm being eaten by a blender!
Dinah: Hey blender! Don't eat Camila, that's Lauren's job!
Ally: haha, nice one.
Camila: Not funny Dinah! I can't move!
Dinah: Okay, okay, stop freaking out. We're on our way. Once we get your stupid hair unstuck, we're going dick hunting for Ally ;)
Ally: Oh boy...
YOU ARE READING
Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.