Lauren: Guys... Are you awake?
Lauren: AnSwEr pLeaSe!
Normani: What do you want!?
Camila: I just frickin' fell asleep! Why you wakin' me up?
Ally: What's going on?
Lauren: Dinah is missing...
Normani: What do you mean?
Lauren: She's not in the tour bus. I don't know where she is.
Ally: I just checked. Lauren's right, she's not here.
Camila: Where would she have gone at 2am?
Lauren: Beats me.
Ally: I honestly don't know either.
Normani: Well, let's go huntin'.
Lauren: Please never say that again.
Ally: Yeah, you made it weird. Seems like we're gonna kill her or something.
Camila: I might kill her. Frickin' making me search for her stupid ass at 2am.
Normani: Oml, let's just go.
Lauren: Well, she's not over here.
Camila: Yeah, I even searched behind the dumpsters. Thought she might be there, y'know.. cause she's trash.
Ally: Will you stop hating on her?
Camila: Who are we looking for in a creepy truck stop at 2am? Ms. Dinah Jane Hansen.
Normani: Will y'all get over here. I think I found a clue...
Lauren: Who's car is that?
Ally: I don't know. There's only supposed to be trucks, buses, and vans parked here.
Normani: I don't know either, but I'm pretty sure Dinah is in it.
Camila: Oh yeah, that's her lion mane for sure.
Ally: Not sure why she's moving around so much though. Do you think she's in trouble?
Lauren: I'll save her!
Normani: Laur, wait! I don't think she's in trouble!
Camila: Well, she's already opening the car door, so I guess we'll find out.
Lauren: Don't worry, Din-
Dinah: Ahhhhh!!! Lauren! What! The! Hell!
Lauren: Ah! My Eyes! They're burning!
Ally: Lord save us all.
Dinah: What are you doing here!?
Lauren: We all came to look for you! I woke up and didn't hear your loud ass snoring and turns out you weren't in the bus, so I woke the others to come find you!
Camila: But, apparently someone found you first...
Dinah: Yeah, haha. That would be my boyfriend.
Ally, Normani, Lauren, and Camila: YOUR WHAT!?
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Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.