Dinah: Hey fuckers!
Normani: Hey bitch!
Lauren: Hey girl!
Camila: Hey D!
Ally: Dinah, Language! You too Normani!
Dinah: K mom.
Normani: Ally you need to chill with the "little miss sunshine act".
Ally: It's not an act!
Lauren: Ooooh Ally????
Camila: Ally, do you have something you want to share with us?
Ally: What? No!
Camila: Sounds awfully conspicuous...
Lauren: Big word Camz. Proud of you.
Camila: Thanks babe, we fuckin' later.
Dinah: I'll keep that in mind...
Normani: Dinah! Don't be creepy and stay on topic, we're trying to expose Ally.
Dinah: Roger that!
Camila: Who's Roger?
Ally: Oh my gosh! Guys, c'mon there's nothing to expose.
Normani: Just tell us Ally!
Lauren: Yeah Ally, c'mon we're all basically family.
Camila: Isn't that incest then? I mean, if we're all family, Lauren?
Lauren: You don't count.
Camila: Well, now I'm hurt.
Lauren: No! I didn't mean it like that! We all love you, but you and I will get married and then we'll be family, we can't be sisters Camz.
Camila: Oh Okay, I get it now.
Normani: I... am... so... done with you weirdos!
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Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.