Dinah: You ready bitches?
Ally: Please don't call us "bitches", so sinful.
Normani: Ready for what?
Dinah: Ready for Camren's wedding?
Ally: Camila and Lauren are wayyy to young to get married Dinah.
Normani: I'm gonna have to agree with Ally on this one.
Dinah: Who says they're too young to get married?
Dinah: Okay, since when does some rapper have control over Camila and Lauren?
Normani: No Dinah, not the person, omg.
Ally: Dinah, just take our word for it. It would end really badly if Camren tied the knot.
Dinah: Well maybe for you guys. I'm gonna be maid of honor.
Ally: For who?
Dinah: For both of them, duh.
Normani: You can't be made of honor for both of them!
Dinah: Watch me bitch!
Ally: This is completely unacceptable!
Dinah: It's okay Ally. You can stand beside me and make me look good.
Ally: Oh, no you didn't!
Normani: I think she did...
Ally: I will attack!
Dinah: Whatchu gonna do Ally? Probably just punch me in the knees cause that's all you can reach!
Ally: Okay, I don't get why you guys always come at me. I can't help my genetic mutation.
Normani: You're so dramatic. It's not a genetic mutation, you're just short.
Dinah: Can we all just chill!? I'm tryna plan a wedding here!
Ally: CAMILA AND LAUREN ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!
Note: Today is my girlfriend and I's four months! I know it's not really a "big deal" but, that beautiful human has put up with my shit for four months like, whooo my gosh, i love her.
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Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.