Lauren: Hey fuckin' bitch ass hoes!
Normani: Jesus, hey Lauren.
Ally: Watch it, Normani.
Normani: Oh, so she gets away with saying all that, but I can't say "Jesus"?
Ally: You're not qualified.
Normani: Girl, what?
Dinah: Hey Lauren, you okay there?
Camila: Yeah, babe what's up?
Lauren: I drank coffee...
Dinah: How much fuckin' coffee?
Lauren: Okay, ya got me, I did cocaine.
Camila: Lauren, that's not funny.
Lauren: You're right, it's not funny, it's hilarious.
Normani: Dude, are you crazy?
Lauren: I am now, hehehe.
Ally: I'm gonna pray for you.
Lauren: Thanks, fuckin' camel head.
Normani: What in the hell...
Camila: Lauren, where even are you?
Lauren: I went for a run.
Dinah: Okay, but where are you?
Normani: What the fuck are you doing in Vegas!?
Lauren: I told you, I went for a run.
Camila: That's not even possible.
Lauren: Oh, well I ran to the airport and bought a little paper boi and I walked up some steps and then I sat for a bit and then I walked down some steps and ran again.
Dinah: So, you just flew to Vegas?
Lauren: Ugh, I wish I could fly... lemme try!
Dinah: Girl, you're insane. Get your ass back here!
Normani: What were you thinking
Lauren: I was thinking, "Ooh, white powder stuff, lemme taste it." and then some guy said "No, you fuckin idiot. You snort it." so I did.
Ally: Lauren motherfucking Jauregui. You better get your hairy, Sasquatch lookin' ass back here, before I heat up a silver spoon and wack you with it until you're covered in little red, puss filled burns, you slimy bitch!
Dinah: Jesus has spoken...
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Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.