Private Chat (A and L) - Um...

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Ally: Hey lil fucker.

Lauren: Says literally the shortest person in existence. 

Ally: Shut the fuck up, you dark haired moth. 

Lauren: What the fuck are your insults?

Ally: They're like if you put a baby in a microwave and turn it on, but it turns out the microwave has been unplugged the whole time. 

Lauren: I'm calling the police. 

Ally: No you're not. I have my assassin at his designated sniper point right now.  Don't move.

Lauren: Okay, Jesus fuck. What is going on with you?

Ally: None of your business, Sasquatch. 

Lauren: Okay, first of all, I don't appreciate how you make jokes about me being hairy. I have a normal amount of hair. If anything you should making fun of Dinah. She's the one with the mane.

Ally: Listen here, Jauregui. 

Lauren: What, muffin top?

Ally: I'll cut you.

Lauren: How you gonna do that? We put child locks on the drawers so you couldn't get 'em.

Ally: Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

Lauren: We can't have another mishap like last time, Allyson.

Ally: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lauren: Really? Because Normani still has a scar on her arm from you!

Ally: She wouldn't let me go into Waffle House!

Lauren: It was closed! 

Ally: What does that have to do with anything!?

Lauren: Omfg, it's like talking to a toddler.

Ally: I'm older than you! How could I be a toddler!?

Lauren: Have you seen the size of ya?

Ally: You're on thin fucking ice, Jauregui.

Lauren: Good. Hopefully I'll fall through and drown so I can get out of this conversation.

Ally: That can be arranged.

Lauren: What are you gonna do? Have your sniper take me out?

Ally: No, he's on his lunch break.

Lauren: You let a professional assassin take a lunch break?

Ally: What? Do you think I'm some kind of monster? The man needs his chicken wrap.

Lauren: I could use a chicken wrap right about now.

Ally: Me too. Wanna go get one?

Lauren: Sure. See ya in 5.

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