Ally: Hey lil fucker.
Lauren: Says literally the shortest person in existence.
Ally: Shut the fuck up, you dark haired moth.
Lauren: What the fuck are your insults?
Ally: They're like if you put a baby in a microwave and turn it on, but it turns out the microwave has been unplugged the whole time.
Lauren: I'm calling the police.
Ally: No you're not. I have my assassin at his designated sniper point right now. Don't move.
Lauren: Okay, Jesus fuck. What is going on with you?
Ally: None of your business, Sasquatch.
Lauren: Okay, first of all, I don't appreciate how you make jokes about me being hairy. I have a normal amount of hair. If anything you should making fun of Dinah. She's the one with the mane.
Ally: Listen here, Jauregui.
Lauren: What, muffin top?
Ally: I'll cut you.
Lauren: How you gonna do that? We put child locks on the drawers so you couldn't get 'em.
Ally: Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
Lauren: We can't have another mishap like last time, Allyson.
Ally: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Lauren: Really? Because Normani still has a scar on her arm from you!
Ally: She wouldn't let me go into Waffle House!
Lauren: It was closed!
Ally: What does that have to do with anything!?
Lauren: Omfg, it's like talking to a toddler.
Ally: I'm older than you! How could I be a toddler!?
Lauren: Have you seen the size of ya?
Ally: You're on thin fucking ice, Jauregui.
Lauren: Good. Hopefully I'll fall through and drown so I can get out of this conversation.
Ally: That can be arranged.
Lauren: What are you gonna do? Have your sniper take me out?
Ally: No, he's on his lunch break.
Lauren: You let a professional assassin take a lunch break?
Ally: What? Do you think I'm some kind of monster? The man needs his chicken wrap.
Lauren: I could use a chicken wrap right about now.
Ally: Me too. Wanna go get one?
Lauren: Sure. See ya in 5.
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Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.