Lauren: You're not actually pregnant right?
Camila: Lauren, can you please explain to me how that would work?
Lauren: Well, I don't know. I mean, we have sex a lot...
Camila: That is irrelevant in this situation... We're both girls.
Lauren: Yeah, but still.
Camila: Are you even thinking about the texts you're sending right now?
Lauren: No, I'm high.
Camila: Lauren! What the fuck? We have a flight in like 2 hours.
Lauren: It'll be fine.
Camila: Really? Cause I remember you getting caught with weed in your luggage once...
Lauren: Yeah, once... Hasn't that happened to everyone?
Camila: No Lauren, no it hasn't.
Lauren: What? I'm high... I'm not thinking about normal stuff. I'm thinking about dancing elves and flamingos on roller blades.
Camila: I can't deal with you right now.
Lauren: Well, the flamingos like me...
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Fifth Harmony TextsFanfiction
Inside their phones, are text messages... that are mostly hella weird and screwed up, but hey, that's comedy. p.s I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can.