Pet Headcanons

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They're is nothing you can do or say to stop me from believing that Texas has a Australian Shepherd Border Collie mix named Waylon. I have a Border Collie, one thing that I know about Border Collies is that they like empty Milk jugs. Waylon brings a jug and places at Texas's feet. Texas will throw it and Waylon bring it back. If you pat your chest Waylon will jump up with his front paws on your shoulders, this is his way of giving a hug (my dog does this). He's a pretty big dog but doesn't realize it, he thinks he's a lap dog sometimes. This is what he looks like:

California definitely has a cat

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California definitely has a cat. He has a California Spangled, her name is Angeles. Angeles is always getting chased by Waylon. When Cali sees this he'll go and pick her up. Waylon follows them until Texas walks by then he follows him. Cali calls her 'Baby' and 'Angel'. This is what she looks like:

Florida has a bearded dragon named Gator

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Florida has a bearded dragon named Gator. He likes to walk around with Gator on his head. He'll also put him under his hat during state meetings. He also has little clothes that he puts on him. Florida has a little blow up Flamingo that was originally made you hold your drink if your in the pool or something. He likes putting Gator on it in the pool or bathtub or something.

 He likes putting Gator on it in the pool or bathtub or something

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Colorado had a Samoyed named Yeti. If you see Colorado walking around the Statehouse Yeti is probably not far behind him. Yeti and Waylon play together a lot.

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