Headcanons/Stuff About Some Of The States

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California
• Onely has two moods
- Beach on/beach off
• Low-key dating Nevada
• Pop culture savvy
• Watches The Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills
• Knows all Kanye albums in order
• LOVES Chipotle more than life

Florida
• Chaotic af
• Knows how to party
• So far in the closet he's in Narnia
• Dating Mother Nature
• Pansexual
• Has feelings for Louisiana

Louisiana
• Is gay
• In love with Florida
• Loves Mardi Gras
• WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM
SAINTS
• Will do anything for Florida
• Throws the best Hurricane parties

Texas
• Has feelings for Oklahoma but is too
proud to admit it
• Lives on a ranch
• Has a dog named Waylon
• Bi but mostly likes girls
• His name name from New York is Squirrel because he has Jensen Ackles and if you've seen spn you'd understand

Alaska
His nickname from New York is Moose because he's tall (like Jared Padalecki) and he has moose
• Dating Hawaii and is protective over her
• Likes cats
• Cold to the touch, warm on the inside

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