Incorrect quotes but there friends quotes & each character is assigned a state

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Louisiana: Phoebe Buffay
Georgia: Chandler Bing
Florida: Joey Tribbiani
Nevada: Rachael Green
California: Ross Geller
New York: Monica Geller


Florida: Florida, doesn't share food!




Georgia: I am not blah

Georgia: I am a hoot




Louisiana: I wish I could but I don't want to.



Georgia, Nevada, and California: [carrying a couch up stairs]

California: Pivot, PiVOt, PIV-AHT!

Georgia: Shut up, ShUT uP, SHUT UP!

[couch breaks]

California: I don't think it's gonna pivot anymore.

Georgia: YOU THINK?!




Florida: [walks in wearing all of Georgia's clothes]

Florida: Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

Georgia: Oh my god! That's so the opposite of stealing somebody's underwear!

Florida: Look at me! I'm Georgia!

Florida: Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?




California: You ate my sandwich?

California: My SANDWICH?

California: MY SANDWICH!?




California: I'm fine.

Florida: Really?

California: Absolutely! I'm fine. Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky. Cause really *with a deeper voice* I'm fine.

California: [step forward] You know what we should do?

Nevada: Calm ourselves?

California: No, we should all have dinner together. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!

Florida: Don't you think that will be a little weird?

California: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food because I'm making FAJITAS.




Louisiana: Je

Florida: Je

Louisiana: M'ap

Florida: M'ap

Louisiana: Pelle

Florida: Pelle

Louisiana: Je M'appelle

Florida: Lipupu



New York: Hello, people who do not live here.

All: Hi! Hello!

New York: I gave you a key for emergencies!

Louisiana: We were out of Doritos.

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