Utah: Honey? Where's my super suit?
Ilithiya: What?
Utah: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Ilithiya: I, uh, put it away.
Utah: Where?
Ilithiya: Why do you need to know?
Utah: I need it!
Ilithiya: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Utah: The public is in danger!
Ilithiya: My evening's in danger!
Utah: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Ilithiya: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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Nevada: I have an army.
Maryland: We have Florida.
Florida: [jumps through the window with two katanas] We also have the pOWER OF FRIENDSHIP BItch!
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Florida, on the phone: I don't speak Cantonese, but I did take eighth grade Spanish, so ¿donde está la biblioteca? Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.
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DC: As you can see, you've fallen right into my trap!
Maryland: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!
DC: But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Maryland: Justice is a non-corrosive metal.
DC: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revange!
Maryland: It's revenge, and it's best served cold!
DC: It can be easily reheated in the Microwave of Evil!
Maryland: Well I think your warranty is about to expire!
DC: Maybe I have an extended warranty!
Maryland: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the produce for its intended purpose!
New York: Ugh, girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
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Georgia: See not winging it, isn't what they do.
Utah: What exactly is it that they do?
Florida: Kick names, take ass.
Louisiana: Yeah, that's right.
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Maryland: Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Utah: We won.
Maryland: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
California: We're not finished yet.
Maryland: And then shawarma after?
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