Louisiana: Oh this is gonna be ✨aMaZiNg✨!
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Florida, to Gov: This is a party. No work aloud you naughty little sausage.
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Massachusetts, yelling at Connecticut: Snitches end up in ditches!!!
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Gov, done with Florida's shit: Get that bitch off the monitor!
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Hawaii: You're lucky you're beautiful because there is nothing up here.
Rhode Island: What? That was mean! Did you just call me dumb?!
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Indiana: What does the doggy say? Bow-wow. What does the kitty say? Meow-meow. What does the moon cow say? AaAAaaAaAaAahhHhhH!!
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California: Squirrels are scary, man.
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Gov: Kill the engine, wait for instruction, 'cause I'm in charge.
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*Florida and Louisiana are at an interview and playing a game where they have to guess which state it is based off a picture of their arm*
Florida: That's DC? Shut up!
Louisiana: Since uh when?!
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New York: I'm tryna get a bunch of bitches to kneel.
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Florida, to Louisiana: They don't teach French in jail!
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Florida: I don't READ, CALIFORNIA!
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Washington: I don't wike it.
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California:: If you were a Disney princess, who would you be?
Louisiana: Cinderella 'cause she broke, homie. She represents me aaahh. Lemme borrow twenty dollars.
Florida: *almost falls on the floor laughing*
Louisiana: *grabs Florida's chair and stops him from falling*
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Iowa, looking for Kansas: Where's mah husband!?
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Texas: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
California: *dramatically bites donut*
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