Gov: What did you do to your go cart?
South Carolina: Um, I'll let my mechanic answer that. Georgia?
Georgia: I reboarded the cylinder head, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous tank.
Maryland: I put those stickers on!!! *points at cute stickers on the cart's sides*
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Massachusetts: *holding a knife* You know what this is?
Boston: ...A knife?
Massachusetts: No. A ketchup piñata stick. If you hit someone hard enough with it, out comes free ketchup with no pain!
Massachusetts, mumbling: To the person with the knife, anyways-
Boston:
Boston: AWESOME!
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Texas: When I was your age we didn't even had cellphones.
Sacramento: Yeah, but you had stuff we don't have.
Austin: Like dinosaurs and Moses.
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Texas and New York: [fighting with each other]
Texas: [getting beat up considerably]
Georgia: ...We should do something.
Oklahoma: Yeah. Looking strong, Tex!
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*the South and California are at a bon fire*
Texas, to California: Watch this.
Texas: Blame it all on my roots
Tennessee: I showed up in boots
Alabama: And ruined your black tie affair
South Carolina: The last one to know
Kentucky: The last one to show
Louisiana: I was the last one
Maryland: You thought you'd see there
Virginia: And I saw the surprise
Mississippi: And the fear in his eyes
West Virginia: When I took his glass of champagne
Florida: And I toasted you
North Carolina: Said, honey, we may be through
Georgia: But you'll never hear me complain
All the South: 'Cause I've got friends in low places
California: *confused in California*
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Tennessee, alrighty knowing the answer to his question: Texas, is it true that you fucked California?
Texas, blushing: Uh..... No?
Tennessee: Wanna try again.
Texas: Yeah it's true.
Tennessee: All in favor of kicking Texas out of the South?
Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, West Virginia, and Kentucky: Aye!
Tennessee, waving: Buh bye.
Maryland and Georgia, sitting in the corner: Welcome to the outcasts.
Texas, Maryland, and Georgia: Castaways. We are castaways~
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Texas: Don't be sad!
California: Why not?
Texas:
Texas: I don't have a good answer.
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Indiana: I wonder who invented the meatball.
Illinois: What do you mean "invented"?
Indiana: Well, some dude back in the fifteenth century must have said, "yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form".
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Gov: Where's Florida?
Louisiana: They're, uh... busy.
Georgia: Being an idiot.
Gov: What kind of idiot?
Georgia: The "everything is now on fire" kind.
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Colorado: I'm mental. Seriously. I'm free. I am aware.
Wyoming: You're high.
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California and Maryland: [hugging and crying after resolving a fight between them]
Texas, confused: Are- Are they in love?
New York, who's been dating California for months now: Yes, very much so.
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