Massachusetts: The great thing about apologies is, you don't have to mean them. You know, I lie and tell New York I'm sorry all the time.
New York: ['what the fuck look]
Massachusetts: Sorry. See!
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Britain: You should be nicer to your brother.
New York: Why would I do that?
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Connecticut: Have a nice day.
Massachusetts: Don't tell me want to do!
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New York: Where are you going?
Massachusetts: To go get coffee or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
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Massachusetts: [gets shot]
Connecticut: [crying] Brother nooo!
Massachusetts: Call me an ambulance.
Connecticut: You're an ambulance
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Connecticut: I ate too many magic bean. I can feel the mAGIC coursing through my veins.
Massachusetts: Connecticut?
New York: Just ignore him, Mass, he ate seven boxes of tic tacs.
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Connecticut: Psst, Mass.
Massachusetts: What?
Connecticut: I made a friendship bracelet.
Massachusetts: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Connecticut: Oh. Well you don't have to wear it.
Massachusetts: No! I'm gonna wear it forever! Back off!
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Some person: You know him?
Massachusetts: I've never met this man in my life.
New York: He's my brother!
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New York: You know what sucks?
Connecticut: ...A vacuum.
New York: You know what sucks in a metaphorical way?
Connecticut: A black hole.
New York:
New York: You know what isn't cool?
Connecticut: Lava.
New York: I swear there's a special place reserved for you in hell!
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Massachusetts: Don't worry, I've got a few knifes up my sleeve.
New York: Mass, I think you mean cards.
Massachusetts, pulling three knives out of his sleeve: I do not.
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Massachusetts: I've never bragged.
Connecticut: You once called your face; proof of God's existence.
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Connecticut: Did you stab him?
Massachusetts: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Connecticut: What did he say?
Massachusetts: 'What are you gonna do? Stab me?'
New York: That's fair.
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New York: I don't think you should drink more coffee.
Massachusetts: Coffee cures depression.
Connecticut: No coffee equals depresso.
Massachusetts and Connecticut: [clink their Dunkin Donuts cups]
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Massachusetts: I hope you die, New York!
New York: Yeah, well, I hope you step on a Lego!
Connecticut: [whispering] Oof.
Massachusetts: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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