DC: My house, my rules
Florida: My life, yo life
DC: Oh
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DC: So what happened?
Florida: New York kicked me in face.
DC: Why did you kick him in the face?
New York: Bitch said what are those and I gave him a closer look.
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California: Just guys being gay.
Texas: Just you being blocked
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Florida, on the phone: Georgia, pick me up I'm dropping out.
Georgia: You've been in school for seven minutes.
Florida: Exactly. Too damn long.
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California: Hey, do you know the password to Colorado's computer?
Florida: Fuck you, California.
California: Hey!!
Florida: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyoucalifornia".
California: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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New York: Mentally I am ready for Christmas.
New York: Financially I am not really for Christmas.
Massachusetts: Mentally you’re ready for Christmas???
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DC: I know you snuck out last night, Florida.
Florida, internally: Play dumb!
Florida: Who's Florida?
Florida, internally: Not that dumb!
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Louisiana: I gotta look at the bright side. Maybe I’ll still get kicked out of school.
Florida: Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.
Louisiana: I was thinking about a more subtle approach like, excessively not studying.
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Nevada: Fortunately, I have stupid sexy little bitch disease so I never understand anything you guys are talking about.
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Russia: I have an army.
America: I have tHE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, BITCH!
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Florida: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room.
Texas: Look, I’m not kissing anyo-
California: *walks in*
Florida:
Texas: Fine, I’ll do it. I mean rules are rules.
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Spain: This isn’t how I raised you.
Florida: Funny, I wasn’t aware you raised me at all.
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Florida: I’m making a cookie pizza, anyone want to help?
Georgia: It’s a pizza made from cookies? Or is it just a giant cookie in the shape of a pizza? Or is it pizza with cookies on it? Or is-
Florida: Which answer will get you in the kitchen the fastest?
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