This chapter was not really requested, but I do what I want, so I'm putting an interview here.
Cash me outside, how 'bout 'dat?
Anyway...
Author: Good Morning my delightful pitas and welcome to the Character Interview !
Lotte: What the flickity fluck is this? Esna never told me someone was already replacing her. And a blabbermouth at that too.
Author: *rolls eyes* I'm not a blabbermouth you child.
Lotte: *scoffs* Dude, that's what you get for waking me up at six in the morning.
Author: Whatever. On with the Interview! Here we have our beloved boy band, Why Don't We!
Corbyn: Oh for the love of-- we are not a boy band! We're a man-band!
Lotte: Dude, the show's called Boy Band Games.
Author: Yeah!
Corbyn: Ugh. For the last time, we're a Man-Band!
Zach: Yeah, we're men!
Lotte: Oh look, the kid wearing bunny slippers speaks!
Zach: W-What? You saw that?
Lotte: I see a lot of things, chamomile. *winks*
Zach: *blushes* Whatever Lotte.
Author: Uh okay? Anyway, moving on. We have the three girls on the show that no one hates, Lotte, and the boys here with us.
Saliha, Trina, and Mia: Hi!
Why Don't We: Hey!
Lotte: Wait-- what?
Author: That's it for the introductions! Today we will be having these interviewees answer the questions that you guys have sent me through Twitter, Instagram, Wattpad dm's, and the Comment Sections.
Lotte: Could you get on with it already? I'd love to get out of here and go back to sleep, please.
Author: *completely ignores Lotte* The first question of the day goes to... all of you !
Lotte: Oh wow, I feel so special.
Author: The question is from me!
Lotte: Course it is. *rolls eyes*
Author: How do you guys like the show so far?
Jack: *shrugs* Its nice.
Trina: The people here are very sweet.
Saliha: Bro, have you met Angel?
Trina: I thought her name was orange?
Saliha: *facepalms*
Author: Right. Okay. Next question. This one is for Daniel.
Jonah: *pats Daniel's back* Dude, you're in deep sh--
Author: The question is from @Lalauniverse. It says, Daniel, do you like Lotte?
Everyone: *goes silent*
Daniel: Yes of course.
Trina: As a friend or as a girly friend?
Daniel: I--uh, I evoke my right against self incrimination.
Lotte: Motion carried!
Corbyn: I'm not sure that's how it goes, L.
Daniel: *rolls eyes* Here we go again with the nicknames.
Saliha: Is little Daniel jelly?
Daniel: *scoffs* What? No.
Author: Moving on..
Zach: Who are we moving on from? Aspen?
Jack: What the hell, Zach?! No one brings her up anymore.
Jonah: Yeah!
Corbyn: But the cookies.
Mia, Trina, & Saliha: *laughs*
Mia: Iconic shit.
Trina: Oh and his face while saying that?
Saliha: Absolutely adorable!
Lotte: *coughs* Right. Next question please?
Author: Thank you, Lotte. The next question is from @-NasaBesson. It's for Devil / Orange.
Jonah: That's Angel, right?
Zach: Dude, hush. We do not say bad words here, alright?
Jonah: Uh, alright?
Daniel: She's not even here.
Lotte: I second that.
Angel: What's the question?
Mia: What the heck? Who invited this orange?
Angel: *flips hair and bats fake lashes at Daniel* That's none of your business, Madeline.
Mia: *scoffs* It's Mia.
Angel: I don't care. Oh and look the hater's here.
Lotte: *rolls eyes* Why is Devil here?
Angel: The name's Angel, you bitch.
Lotte: *smiles* Oh, I'm sorry.
Angel: You better b--
Lotte: I'm sorry that you had the impression that I actually gave a flickity fluck about your stupid name.
Jack: Sick buuuuurn!
Jonah: Nice one, Lotte!
Corbyn: Does anyone have ice? OH WAIT.
Angel: *flares in anger* Why you--
Author: Haha. Please stop. Anyway, the question is, Why are you such a bitch?
Angel: Wha-- my daddy will hear about this! *walks out*
Zach: Her attitude smells worse than my fart.
Lotte: What far--- oh my flickity fluck! What the heck, Chamomile?!
Everyone except Zach: *leaves the room in a rush*
Zach: *grins in satisfaction while leaning on the couch more* Thanks for tuning in! *winks at camera*
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FanfictionThree months, with thirty girls, fighting for the heart of five boys. Who would have thought such thing could be possible? Charlotte Elora Ryans was never a fan of boy bands, nor was she aware of the mere existence of the International Pop Man-Band...
